Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?

[g5guzzi]

Standing at a till wearing Hein gerrick jacket and trousers carrying my crash helmet I asked for some directions and the assistant asked if I was driving a car.

malc

[Deefer666]

"Does it hurt if you come off?" Of course not, it feels like being licked by rainbow ponys!

"My mates got a bike, its a blue one...do you know him" oh the bloke on the blue bike, of course I know him, why didn't you say so before? TWAT

"Looking at you I would have thought you would ride a Harley" What? Are you calling me a homosexual?

"Why do you have a bike that does 160 if you only allowed to do 70 in this country?" Why the fuck does your car do 110 then?

"Why is one of your brakes hydraulic and one cable?" (looking at the levers on the bars) There are no words that can be used to respond to a question like this just a head shake and a slow walk away

[Robbie8666]

when I got my brand new BMWF650 in 96 rode round to show parents & mum asked " where's the number plate?" she meant the one on the front as the last bike they had in '63 was a BSA lol!

[MEM62]

:lol quality, a bloke at work insists my bike is a fraser despite numerous times of me telling him, i gave up in the end

That's funny - I used to have a Honda Fireplace. 

[robby boy]

"Are motorcycles not dangerous?"

[rustyrider]

At some point, I want to tow a Fazer - behind a Fazer!!! :lol

Well, you're half way there.  You just need the running Fazer to do the towing........