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Recommend me a bike.
Well what can I say.

Noggy has gone over to the dark side. Take a little break and the foccer goes soft in the head and lets face it Noggy's knoggin is bloody large and obviously empty.  At least he did not go for the oil thirsty BMW and turn his back on the foccer community on the whim of been overly pretentious  Wink

So what do you think his first and lets face it not last MOD will be?

He can't help but fettle and tinkle with small toys. Some say he over compensates for the lack of been able to satisfy himself on a daily basis that he must go and play alone in his man cave where he keeps a well stocked lube closet.

So will this be the demise of the FZS600 Fazer board and will he be accepted by the big boys and girls off the 1000 club?

Hope its not a good bye and that you enjoy the bike mate.

Daz
She Ain't Exactly Pretty, She Ain't Exactly Small, Fourt'two Thirt'ninefiftysix

You Could Say She's Got It All.
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Ginger  Big Grin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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(22-04-14, 01:49 PM)Mattsplat link Wrote: Ginger  Big Grin


As always


Im confused???????? :pokefun
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Thanks for those kind words Daz




Obviously spoken by someone with a Red fazer




The new fastest colour there is :b
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What to call her  :eek .  Surely its a he......if you give a bike a girls name it will only let you down  :lol


How about "The Lazy Lob"
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very nice mr nog,
sent from my carafan in tenby, Wink
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Lazy lob :lol




I declare i now have a new bike name for the thou.....not lazy lob! :rolleyes




There is a clue.




Who can guess correctly???


No foccin prizes....just respect.
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Is it "Semi"  Big Grin
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Red Mist Wink
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(22-04-14, 05:14 PM)Frosties link Wrote: Is it "Semi"  Big Grin


My wife been on here blabbing? :b
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(22-04-14, 05:21 PM)mickvp link Wrote: Red Mist Wink


:thumbup


Top o the class Mick, fair play that was quick




Thought id stumped all these old timers with that one.


Obviously i had to think of a sensible, tasteful and not at all ridiculous name for the new bike :lol

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(22-04-14, 05:22 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=Frosties link=topic=12260.msg143615#msg143615 date=1398183299]
Is it "Semi"  Big Grin


My wife been on here blabbing? :b
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Errrr nope, she talks in her sleep  :lol :lol


Ahh c'mon, it's a stunning bike - you'd have both hands in your pockets just looking at it. Lazy or Semi in my books Nog!!


Seriously - i reckon the new avatar is a clue but haven't a fook who it is!!
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not ridiculous at all. red because its red, and mist, because of the mist of urine is starting to surround even the gen2's now :lol
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looks sweet Smile


Is that an MTC silencer?
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(22-04-14, 01:11 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [
I am consistently inconsistent :lol

You are consistently full of shit  :lol

What to call her?!!  :rolleyes  You big girl's blouse, it's a thing you soft bugger. Call it "my bike". Tart.  :lol

Well done though Noggy, pleased for ya, hope you enjoy it and it ticks a few boxes for you. Now STFU, OK?
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"Rusty" lol :lol


whats the manufacturing date? is it 2008? and (not too important) is it a US model like mine?
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(22-04-14, 05:52 PM)NorthWestern link Wrote: looks sweet Smile


Is that an MTC silencer?


I thought MTC was a company?


Or is it an Akra model???


Got an Akra sticker anyway.


My missus reckons i should stick my simmi can on it from my 600 but i really doubt that'll work....plus it's scratched to foc......but she got me it & im trying to keep her sweet so she doesnt notice her holiday money just went up in smoke! :evil :evil :evil
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(22-04-14, 05:58 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=noggythenog link=topic=12260.msg143546#msg143546 date=1398168703]
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I am consistently inconsistent :lol

You are consistently full of shit  :lol

What to call her?!!  :rolleyes  You big girl's blouse, it's a thing you soft bugger. Call it "my bike". Tart.  :lol

Well done though Noggy, pleased for ya, hope you enjoy it and it ticks a few boxes for you. Now STFU, OK?
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Thanks Nick


You love my rambling really


& you shall now address her as Red Mist at all times :b




Im ctually noticing some similarities between you and another kick ass character.




Colonel stars and stripes!!! Big Grin


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Yeah its a company.


I got an Akra for my Gen 1 and the only thing I dislike is the inlet side of the silencer, its a bit bulbous, I noticed yours has a flat end (like a can of beans - whereas mine is more like a capsule).



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