caption competition

[ChristoT]

:eek  How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?

KTM's attempts to create the ultimate off roader sink to new depths?

[ChristoT]

Nick Crisp had devised a cunning plan to ensure he outlived that new Superduke!

[msmudge]

I didn't think you needed a diving suit to write an aquabike.

[msmudge]

Foggy goes in a little too deep at fourth bridge.

[msmudge]

The bloody Mrs will still want to know why I was late home!

[CRH]

Well i can see the motorpike"...now wheres the bloody sidecarp? :rolleyes

[Grahamm]

It won't start. I think the engine is flooded...

[midden]

Doddsie say's
Soapy water, rinse off and dry with a cloth so it doesnt leave water marks, quick flick over the casings with some polish, Job done!!

[slimwilly]

It seems Christo is out of his depth with hiss new 400      

[evesdad]

Purplebear combines all his interests in one self portrait

[Exupnut]

Shit! I've only got UK maps on my TomTom.

[unfazed]

I don't think it will start; something to do with water in the electrics :lol

[Andy FZS]

Just testing the latest wet tyres, they should be in the shops for july..

[NorthWestern]

You know the sun is out when Dr Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!

[Gav]

Channel tunnel is for wimps

[nick crisp]

Pretty feeble so far......come on foccers, you can do better than that! Decision tonight.

[nick crisp]

Ok, last chance - gonna have me dinner, then decision time.

[Mark YPVS]

when I said dip the headlight.............!! :eek

[nick crisp]

Well, after long consideration (at least 20 seconds), and much debate (asked the cat), and careful deliberation (wrote them all on pieces of paper, stuck em on the wall and threw darts at them), the winner is....................NorthWestern with "You know the sun is out when Dr. Evil commutes to the Underwater Lair on the bike!" Well done that man, your prize will be mailed by long range strategic nuclear missile.
Over to you sir  :thumbup

[NorthWestern]

ooof!


Ok have a stab at this one.