caption competition

[DryRob]

"Draw me like one of your French motorbikes"

I'll choose a winner tonight

[evesdad]

Never mind the foreplay just spit on it and stick it in!
































Wrong forum?

[DryRob]

I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

[Lez72]

I'm a sucker for a pun so the winner is Lez72 with:

"I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down"

Wow, thankyou. I've never won anything before but I don't want a towbar  :\
Ok, let the captions commence.

[DryRob]

Fat Dave hoped the impending road rash would help him meet this weeks weight watchers target

[snapper]

one to many super size me's I think

[nick crisp]

The Harley Davidson miniaturisation project ran into a snag......

[Doddsie]

Ex wifes just rung me, says she`s won the lottery and ordered me a fat boy!!

[lew600fazer]

lets have a bit of fun.....as title,post a piccie and see who can come up with the best caption,winner to be decided by picture poster,winner to post next piccie    ....i`ll start,christo`s bike half way through the breaking process after his "off" on one of lofo`s ride out`s.........sorry christo  :\

Scouse Gits , last time I park up in Liverpool

[ChristoT]

They laughed at my bike. So I ate them.

Or: How Christo will look next year when he gets back from the US

[brooker81]

Have i got a puncture ?

[Grahamm]

Watch me get my knee down!

[clayt74]

Does this make my bum look big???

[mickvp]

Knee down?? It's a wonder big Dave there got the leg over at all! :lol

[Chillum]

I know my undies have skid marks, but what's that smell of rubber?

[ChristoT]

OK Lez, let's have a winner!  :lol

[Dead Eye]

I can ride that... here hold my beer

[fazersharp]

I've spent a fortune on alloy and carbon fibre parts to make my bike ultra light

[ChristoT]

I can ride that... here hold my beer

My beer can ride that... here, hold me!!  ex :kiss :lol :lol

[Exupnut]

Sod the kids, I'm avin it :-)