In a radical departure from erectile dysfunction I have a 3 month old son (as some of you know). 
My instructions are that he get 7 fluid oz of milk at 10:30 pm. Somehow this turns in to an hour and a half of bouncing, patting and puking. Just 5 minutes ago, for no reason, Jack gives me a priceless look; a huge toothless grin with milk all around his chops. Having said all this he doesn't walk, talk or most importantly of all play with lego (yet).
toddlers are the same but they walk a bit more and puke
a bit less bit and make stinkier nappies.
Joe is a junior, he's trying to swim, comes up with awesome questions, walks and runs reasonably well and most importantly loves lego.
Why can't we just skip all the rubbish stuff and get straight to the junior years ? I'm told that the toothless grin is precious and I'll admit he's growing on me but the sooner he stops puking the happier I'll be.
I suppose it was more of a statement than a question :lol
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Sounds like a good Saturday night out to me...cept they won't let me take my lego set down the pub :rolleyes
I agree, babies are boring :z I've got boxes of lego in the cupboard for when Frazer (he's 3 1/2) wants to play with it  I also can't wait for him to want a scalextric set, train set and RC car.
I think you're gonna be disappointed Lawrence. By the time he gets to that age, he'll want toys you don't even understand and you'll never keep up!
Doesn't matter, still got my old RC car that I'll play with while he goes and does whatever it he does :lol
Don't hold them upside down just after they had milk. Yes they smile. Then they puke.
Sounds like we had it easy on the puking front with our little one. Enjoy the time now before yours gets mobile!
FFS - some one start talking about
" Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll " before their periods start to sync and the WI take over the forum!
"Don't Die with Fun in the Bank!"
(08-07-13, 02:42 PM)ponkster link Wrote: FFS - some one start talking about
" Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll " before their periods start to sync and the WI take over the forum!
Agreed, I know it's for general topics, but FFS on a bikers forum....you need some mates to sort you out :lol
I need long hair and dirty denims too apparently http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,6455.0.html
Opinions are like A**holes, Everyone has one. Some people seem to have more than one though which is a bit odd.
(08-07-13, 12:23 AM)Lawrence link Wrote: I agree, babies are boring :z I've got boxes of lego in the cupboard for when Frazer (he's 3 1/2) wants to play with it I also can't wait for him to want a scalextric set, train set and RC car.
I also agree. My 7 wk old is nowhere near as interesting as my 2 yr old, although she still has the ability to melt me whenever she smiles. Awwww!
My 2 yr old got a fantastic RC car for her birthday. It's one of those electric cars that she can drive herself, however it came with a RC controller and at the flick of a switch it becomes a RC car. Rear wheel drive + laminate flooring = sideways action and a terrified daughter. Just a shame it's as pink as Katie Price's cars. :lol 8) [size=78%] [/size]
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Wait til their older, then they get expensive, asked my 6 year old what he wants for his birthday, he said an Ipad, mobile phone and a credit card................ :\
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(09-07-13, 07:34 AM)simonm link Wrote: I need long hair and dirty denims too apparently http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,6455.0.html
No just need to "grow a pair"
"Don't Die with Fun in the Bank!"
Mines 18 now and taking me down the pub :lol
09-07-13, 01:56 PM
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(09-07-13, 01:21 PM)ponkster link Wrote: [quote author=simonm link=topic=8720.msg86610#msg86610 date=1373351657]
I need long hair and dirty denims too apparently http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php/topic,6455.0.html
No just need to "grow a pair"
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Not even worth responding to that. 8)
Opinions are like A**holes, Everyone has one. Some people seem to have more than one though which is a bit odd.
Except you just did... B-)
(09-07-13, 02:42 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Except you just did... B-) I responded to the post, not the dig. Nice try.
Opinions are like A**holes, Everyone has one. Some people seem to have more than one though which is a bit odd.
Your response said what you thought of his post. Nice try at evasion.
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(09-07-13, 04:23 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Your response said what you thought of his post. Nice try at evasion.
Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 4 Beta Whatever makes you happy.
Opinions are like A**holes, Everyone has one. Some people seem to have more than one though which is a bit odd.
Sorry, what was that son, did I want another beer?!!!
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