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Looney tune · 15-04-13, 12:25 AM

Can someone please tell me the difference between an egg and a w@nk ?

bri h · 15-04-13, 03:13 AM

You can beat an egg.

Tiberius Onklevaart · 15-04-13, 04:52 AM

Whats the difference between light and hard?

Looney tune · 15-04-13, 07:17 AM

You can turn a light off

Exupnut · (This post was last modified: 15-04-13, 07:32 AM by Exupnut.)

(15-04-13, 03:13 AM)bri h link Wrote: You can beat an egg.

u cant beat a good wank.

Razgruff · 15-04-13, 08:14 AM

if you have yolk in a wank? time to get down the clinic

Tiberius Onklevaart · 15-04-13, 09:36 AM

(15-04-13, 07:17 AM)Looney tune link Wrote: You can turn a light off

You can fall asleep with a light on

dolau · 15-04-13, 01:09 PM

Who came first- the chicken or the egg? :eek

jon · 15-04-13, 04:53 PM

Obviously the egg as chickens are birds, birds evolved from dinosaurs and dinosaurs laid eggs.

evesdad · 15-04-13, 05:19 PM

The cock came first when he layed the chicken

Exupnut · 15-04-13, 05:25 PM

Unless its a kfc chicken in which case its "cock" has been genetically removed.