(08-02-13, 01:39 PM)Bender link Wrote: [quote author=Looney tune link=topic=6196.msg56812#msg56812 date=1360326795]
"La Vagina"...
Very good but not a lot of promise for a 'bender'.
Sorry but could not resist, welcome to the mad house, have fun.
I'm afraid I don't quite understand. However, I would like to precise that I usually bend others, not myself... 8)
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Over here in the uk a "bender" is another word for a homosexual. Obviously a vagina would be of no use to a "bender". Although from your avatar we know you are refering to the funniest character in futurama 
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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
Can a moderator please note that a bigger shovel is required here 
A 'bender' is slang ( another name ) for a homosexual, gay man, poof etc. So 'bender' and 'vagina' don't really go together 
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
08-02-13, 03:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-02-13, 03:17 PM by Bender.)
:eek So, do you advise me to change my nickname ?
No, no, I am an old-fashioned man and I don't follow the nowadays trends...
[size=1em]...but, if over the Channel there is a surplus of the item above, please do not hesitate to send it here...[/size] :lol
Hahaha, it's fine as long as you keep the avatar. haha
And no, you can't have any of our viginas either! haha! Well, you can have the fat chicks and the chavs but we're keeping the rest!
It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
I give up for now. :rolleyes
But I will try to learn all your slang, then we start again ... ok ?
:lol
It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
Ahahahah You're funny gays....
uhm sorry for my poor English, I actually wanted to say "guys"... :o 8)
HAHAHAHA!! :rollin
you'll fit in well around here!
It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
08-02-13, 04:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-02-13, 04:03 PM by Bender.)
Will be because of the bike: all the same brand and model...
Maybe there will be a virus hidden beneath the saddle. :look
I am Bender
And for those not in the know,,,,,
:rollin
It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
Eh Bender , nice name, :lol
You sure have a nice place to ride around at.
We are coming to the Mugello Moto gp 30th May to 3rd June, not far from you , will we see you? We are staying at or near Scarperia.
Billy
An ageing test pilot for home grown widgets that may fail at anytime.
(08-02-13, 07:27 PM)slimwilly link Wrote:
Eh Bender , nice name, :lol
You sure have a nice place to ride around at.
We are coming to the Mugello Moto gp 30th May to 3rd June, not far from you , will we see you? We are staying at or near Scarperia.
Billy
Yes truly a damn nice name... a thing i've learned here, a new nickname is needed. I should change it... yeah ! :\
Yep, we can organize a meeting with our two Fazer Owner Club, if you like.
08-02-13, 08:05 PM
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(08-02-13, 06:44 PM)JZS 600 link Wrote: I am Bender
And for those not in the know,,,,,
[size=1em]Don't understand that gag, isn't the girder a sort of timber ? :rolleyes
What's the meaning of da sentence ?
By the way, Bender literally:
"...often exhibits sociopathic behavior, is a pathological liar and rarely shows any empathy (His most famous catchphrase to any bothersome person is: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"). He has a mostly voluntary morality and constantly steals, ranging from the petty theft of wallets to crimes such as kidnapping Jay Leno's head and stealing Fry's blood. He also once stole Amy's earrings while giving her a hug. It was shown in "Roswell That Ends Well" that even in a disassembled state, his individual limbs carry on attempting to steal anything in proximity; the hand on his dismembered arm steals a wallet out of a scientist's pocket before becoming inactive again...".[/size]
So he has many "merits", but he is not "a bender"...
08-02-13, 08:13 PM
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Talking about the girder.
Ok, I asked for it to "Mom's Robot Factory", actually Bender was built to bend steel girders. So if he can bend steel, he can bend everything. Be aware ! 8) 8) 8)
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Not sure if Bender or Farnsworth is my favorite character
(08-02-13, 08:41 PM)JZS 600 link Wrote: Not sure if Bender or Farnsworth is my favorite character
Da cartoon is a fucking allegory of true reality, many of those attitudes are retrievable in humans... :rolleyes
(08-02-13, 07:55 AM)Bender link Wrote: [quote author=red98 link=topic=6196.msg56697#msg56697 date=1360305618]
nice pictures bender..........got any pictures of your wife :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I actually gave you one, the last one. :evil
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great answer bender [size=78%]....you will do well here[/size] [size=78%],keep the name and keep the bike.....ride safe[/size] [size=78%] [/size]
One, is never going to be enough.....
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