Help with French

[phil on a fazer]

i really need some help from a French speaker....some one who is good at written french.

i have a short phrase that i need double / triple checking!

If you can help can you PM an email address? (too long a conversation for PM)

Mercy

[pete786.u]

My Ex is French if you like I`ll have a word with her and see if she can help, or email me the message and get it done that way. 

[phil on a fazer]

wana PM your email?

Its only a small phrase, for a french person it will take about 4 seconds to sort 

cheers bud

[BBROWN1664]

It's not rude like this is it?

Je voudrais que la jolie jeune femme de s'asseoir sur mon visage!

[pete786.u]

phil---- you have mail.

[phil on a fazer]

It's not rude like this is it?

Je voudrais que la jolie jeune femme de s'asseoir sur mon visage!

my french is crap (hence the question) but is that something about a pretty femaile sitting on your face?? or has my dirty mind taken over... :rolleyes

[BBROWN1664]

You would be very close Phil.

[pete786.u]

Phil---You have mail!  Pete.