What bloody Lion?

[manuel32]

I mean the twats!!!!


i have just been down the local Spar and spotted this moggy by the cars,





well ,,how can you think its dangerous,huh,,here pusspuss, here pusspuss,,aarrrhhhhhhhhhhhh,fackingethiscuntoffme

[bradders086]

I thought this was a wind up

[DILLIGAFF]

Not the first time this has happened.
Do you remember about a year ago when armed police surrounded ...................... a large stuffed lion toy???????????

[locksmith]

Police have called off the search despite there being several cougars in Essex.

[Phil TK]

Police have called off the search despite there being several cougars in Essex.

That's enough catty remarks...

[DILLIGAFF]

I think someone was lion about that sighting?????????

[Pat]

Yeah, bet they're feline a little stupid now....

[Grahamm]

A friend who lives in Essex woke up yesterday to find a lion in his wardrobe. When he asked what it was doing there he said "Narnia business!"

(Anyway, it's probably not a lion, it's really a snow leopard with hair extensions and fake tan )