was this in the Daily Mail funnies section? :rolleyes
thou shalt not kick
In the sailing, Sweden took Gold, GB took Silver and the Somali team took a retired couple from Weymouth.............
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
Irish long jump champion ran out of stadium today?,as officials told him that he was ..next..for the HIGH JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes
another irish champion and 800mtr finalist..was today disqualified after stopping mid track ....not once?...but three times?.....twice to get his breath!!!...and once for .....directions???????????? :rolleyes ............
The Irish synchronised swimming team were disqualified today, after Paddy accused Mick of copying him.
One of the athletes has been shot with a starting pistol. The police think it is race related.
that reminds me paddy & murphy went to the job centre, they saw a sign that said : TREE FELLERS WANTED: paddy said "foc it murphy there's only 2 of us"
Paddy and Mick get invited to a fancy dress party and are told to come dressed representing a feeling or emotion.
They turn up at the party and when the host opens the door he finds Paddy stark naked with his penis in a bowl of custard and Mick completely naked with a pear on his cock.
The host says what do you think you are doing, you are supposed to be dressed as emotions or feelings?
Paddy says "we have, I am f##king Dis Custed and Paddy has Cum in Dis Pear"
NEWS FLASH......the former bike ace and silver medalist...Paddy knievel ...died today after going for gold by attempting to jump 26 double decker buses!!!!....it was reported that everything appeared to be going well"...until at approximately the 13th bus some bastard ....rang the fkn bell!!! :\ ....a former friend of paddy,s....said it was allways a dieing wish of his to be buried at ...SEA!!!!! and that ...ALL...his close friends and family to be at his graveside!! :rolleyes .....
keep them coming there CRH you've got a gift for comedy
The ethiopion team"..were this evening at the bedside of there...top athlete"...Annyrexia bones!, a top world class former "amazon river swimmer!!who was rushed to hospital with suspected food poisoning !! :eek .....she apparently fell into " crocodile infested waters"...and ..ate 3 before being rescued!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes ....
..........SILVER MEDAL!!!.....Minge~eater flickclit won her first silver medal this morning!...in the all new.."piss flap tug of war",,Minge,,"ex lesbian and former bus driver from bradford"..was said by her team mates?,.." to have had .."the BIT"..between her teeth for this one!!!!!but allways knew that she could....LICK~EM!!!............ :rolleyes
CHINESE TEAM NEWS!!.....China today released to the press that there [multy medal winner]....FOO~king~COW..has split with her husband and former coach...ONE~hung ~ LO"...LO was reported to have left london and gone back to ....WAN~king!!!!!!! :\ ........
Jesus they are the shittist jokes ive ever read, give it up fella !
Apparently the French would have had a great equestrian team but for one slight problem.
They ate all the horses.
Sent from my villa in the South of France.
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..... they where this morning ....ALL..awarded...GOLD MEDALS!!!!!!!!!...PLUS....housing benefit....PLUS....council tax...PLUS...free prescriptions...PLUS....free school meals....etc,etc,etc, :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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