Let's get this ball rolling...
Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
The Deef's apprentice
Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner... :rolleyes You all know what happened next...
(26-11-14, 12:53 PM)Dead Eye link Wrote: Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner... :rolleyes You all know what happened next...
You win! :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
26-11-14, 04:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 26-11-14, 04:15 PM by mickvp.)
trusting a fart
:lol
lumpy?? :lol
will ride for food.....
(26-11-14, 04:35 PM)hairnet link Wrote: lumpy?? :lol
exceedingly moist. how does it go again?
When the smells is like a fart
But it comes out like a dart
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When your stomach is in pain,
and your making chocolate rain,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
:rollin
(26-11-14, 02:10 PM)darrsi link Wrote: [quote author=Dead Eye link=topic=15375.msg175093#msg175093 date=1417002790]
Thinking I could save money by making my own parts cleaner... :rolleyes You all know what happened next...
You win! :lol
[/quote]
Oooohh, do I get a prize
My biggest concern is that in a few weeks it will be "Tried to save money and do a timing belt change myself..." - I think I'm beginning to see a trend with my issues
1988 ish got back from a visit to the TT arriving after a wonderful time, very tired as i had travelled over night. My mistake was choosing this point to check that my Suzuki GS850 shaft drive did indeed have a head gasket leak. My method was to look into the source of the oil focusing in my tired state on the head gasket, up to the point my nose touched the hot down pipe. Not a serious injury but it was an embarrassing red dot on my nose for a week or there abouts.
(26-11-14, 04:44 PM)mickvp link Wrote: [quote author=hairnet link=topic=15375.msg175104#msg175104 date=1417016129]
lumpy?? :lol
exceedingly moist. how does it go again?
When the smells is like a fart
But it comes out like a dart
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When your stomach is in pain,
and your making chocolate rain,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
:rollin
[/quote]
I went to the chippy & i slipped on something shitty
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It shoots from your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
:lol
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
Can you lot stop talking shit
An ageing test pilot for home grown widgets that may fail at anytime.
(25-11-14, 11:16 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: Let's get this ball rolling...
Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you"
Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!
Drunk me is such a prick :lol
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
(26-11-14, 09:07 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=ChristoT link=topic=15375.msg175048#msg175048 date=1416953794]
Let's get this ball rolling...
Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you"
Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!
Drunk me is such a prick :lol
[/quote]
I now want to meet drunk Noggy! :lol :lol
The Deef's apprentice
(26-11-14, 09:14 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: [quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15375.msg175142#msg175142 date=1417032475]
[quote author=ChristoT link=topic=15375.msg175048#msg175048 date=1416953794]
Let's get this ball rolling...
Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you"
Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!
Drunk me is such a prick :lol
[/quote]
I now want to meet drunk Noggy! :lol :lol
[/quote]
I cheated and pinched that from pussbook.........am i disqualified????
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
(26-11-14, 09:41 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=ChristoT link=topic=15375.msg175146#msg175146 date=1417032856]
[quote author=noggythenog link=topic=15375.msg175142#msg175142 date=1417032475]
[quote author=ChristoT link=topic=15375.msg175048#msg175048 date=1416953794]
Let's get this ball rolling...
Mine: getting shitfaced and doing a dirty pint on a weekday with a 9am lecture next day. Burp.
I woke up after a heavy night.....mouth like gandi's sandal........i spy a nice glass of water with a note from pished me saying "for hungover you"
Had a swig.......neat foccing vodka!!!!
Drunk me is such a prick :lol
[/quote]
I now want to meet drunk Noggy! :lol :lol
[/quote]
I cheated and pinched that from pussbook.........am i disqualified????
[/quote]
Yes. :foc
The Deef's apprentice
Biggest mistake? reading this shit
The Frying Scotsman
(27-11-14, 12:44 AM)BIG MAC link Wrote: Biggest mistake? reading this shit
Got outta bed the wrong side today, fella?
The Deef's apprentice
14-12-14, 08:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 14-11-20, 08:36 PM by YamFazFan.)
:'( ......although in my defence,I did buy it quite a long time ago thinking...i'll fit that next I change the disc..... :rolleyes .
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