Stupid injuries done to yourself whilst DIY ing

[fazersharp]

My normal fix is some bog roll and some selotape and then carry on doing what I was

[ChristoT]

My normal fix is some bog roll and some selotape and then carry on doing what I was

Works for me 90% of the time too

[Rikki]

tile cutting with an angle grinder and it pops out of your hands and chases you around until it slices through it's own power lead

I think this must be an in-built safety feature.

[esetest]

I was 16 , after a bike ride one day , I noticed a pain below which got progressively  worse , my gonads were in agony , I went into shock with the pain , dad took me to the doctors , got rushed into hospital told by the doctor that it is quite common in British men due to a genetic flaw , result was an emergency op , which involved having the scrotum cut open , the testicles untwisted then sewn to the sack to stop them twisting again , if I would have left it much longer , I would have got gangrene due to lack of oxygen to the testicles .

How the fuck did u manage to "strangulate" ur love blobs?

[His Dudeness]

I was 16 , after a bike ride one day , I noticed a pain below which got progressively  worse , my gonads were in agony , I went into shock with the pain , dad took me to the doctors , got rushed into hospital told by the doctor that it is quite common in British men due to a genetic flaw , result was an emergency op , which involved having the scrotum cut open , the testicles untwisted then sewn to the sack to stop them twisting again , if I would have left it much longer , I would have got gangrene due to lack of oxygen to the testicles .[quote author=Exupnut link=topic=13110.msg148287#msg148287 date=1400101733]
How the fuck did u manage to "strangulate" ur love blobs?

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