Another "too nice to be true" rock star has let himself down - Mick Hucknell has been arrested for shagging a rabbit. When he was interviewed about his crime he just said that he'd been "Holding back the ears" and that "Bunny was too tight to mention"...
I'll get me coat...
:rollin :rollin :rollin
I went into the post office this morning and asked the girl behind the counter if she did stationary?
she replied i do to start with but then i go at it like a rabbit :lol
:rollin
Most things done in a hurry need to be done again - patiently.
I agreed to go to a fancy dress party with my mate as a pair of breasts...he didn't turn up and I was left looking like a right tit
Still haven't stopped laughing from Hucknall being described as a rock star yet.
I was thrown out the local swimming pool for pissing in the pool, nearly fell in when the cnut blew the whistle and shouted at me !!
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
similiar problem here!!! lifegaurd cought me ...perving at a woman in a bikini!!!!!! next thing i knew? me bikini was torn off n i was thrown out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek
Decided to get a tattoo of a few rabbits on my bald patch............................ from a distance they look like hares
Hare today..Gone Tomorrow! :lol
Qu, is pubic hare"...bugs bunnies brother????????????? :rolleyes
Brilliant lol
Your never too old to learn something stupid