You lucky lucky foccer

[oldmotherfoccer]

saw this on the ASBO (anglo saxon bikers organisation on FB)

STOLEN  MOTORCYCLE
    FROM LOCKED GARAGE IN
      HASTINGS, EAST SUSSEX
PURPLE/BLUE YAMAHA FZS FAZER
600cc
Reg No GX04Fxxxx
  ANY INFORMATION PLEASE PHONE 0142xxxxx
also stolen WHITE AGV S4 HELMET with TWO BLUE STRIPES

then later

WOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got my bike back, Just waiting for the police to get the scrotes who stole it. Thank you to everyone for their help. Me and the whole family are very grateful.

one very lucky person me thinks, not often people get them back undamaged

[Captain Haddock]

When one of my old xt600's got nicked it took the police 4 days to find it, it had been left on it's sidestand outside the police station for 3 of those days, cosmetically it was buggered though with a few other bits of damage.
I hope the scrotes get collared but don't suppose they'll get much in the way of punishment.