MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JZS 600]

Ah, but where's the point in that!

[Tiberius Onklevaart]

Its a bit hard not to read or notice them when EVERY second WORD OR thereabouts APPEARS to BE a ,,... lollollollol BY A lol:lol series of shouty WORDS lollol AND BUT VARIOUS smileys and animaTIONS!!! lollol

It might have been awrite if the jokes were any fuckin good


The sailing one was a cracker tho

[positron]

Sh1t jokes are sh1t.

[Pat]

Probably go down a storm at a BNP social though.

[robby boy]

Yorkshire radio had an interview on today with the next medal hopeful, Peter Sutcliffe said "he hoped to win gold with the hammer"    I'll get my coat.

[Ben Diesel]

Anyone see that Russian high jumper - Ivan Nokabolokov?

[Ben Diesel]

...or that useless Ukrainian in the women's 400 metre hurdles - Eva Stumbelova?

[JZS 600]

<blockquote> A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"</blockquote>