I have been a TDM900 rider for a while now (no! it doesn't make me a bad person!) but may be returning to the fold. I had a new Fazer 600 in 2000 and was one of the original FOC-U members when we split from the Dutch site that we used in those days. I live in the Highlands near Aviemore.
Welcome back, I'm just down the road from you, in Rothes, plenty info on all things Fazer here, but then you already know that, good luck in your search for an other bike.
If you worried about falling off your bike, you'd never get on.
Welcome to the forum from the other end of our lovely (gods) country.
PS I hope you and the misses sort things out !! ( going by your forum name )
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!