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19-03-12, 09:52 PM
Whats the best thing about shagging a transvestite??
Reaching round and thinking it's gone all the way through
DaveG is..... The Deer Hunter
19-03-12, 10:30 PM
Boys knock your selves out The Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum (Extended) HD (Cheeky UK Silver Pants Mix Censored Version)
20-03-12, 11:00 AM
You guys have made my day! it's like FOC-U of old!...how is metallic Dave these days anyway? in fact what is it with 'Daves' generally that they need building out of meccanno?
The Frying Scotsman
20-03-12, 02:48 PM
(19-03-12, 08:06 PM)Dave G link Wrote: Did an IQ test once... Got 152! Means fuck all though, when ya a lucky cunt like me.... Wife still shagged the neighbour an left me. Still got driven over by a fukkin Astra an broke every bastard bone in me body. And still got a fat ginger twat as my only friend in the world.......Not much to moan about. My mate lost both his legs and his voice in an accident, does he make a song and dance about it, does he fuck !!
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
20-03-12, 03:15 PM
Is that the mate that thinks it's better to stand and look a fool.....:pokefun
The Frying Scotsman
20-03-12, 05:49 PM
Well this particular Dave is a silly git that tries to go deer hunting on his FZS1000 and then manouvers himself in such a way that a car runs him over.
Moves to a place where some of the local female poulation are a bunch of bunny boilers. Of course, they are the ones he attracts. then calls his mate a fat ginger cunt. Well let me tell you that's the last time I change his dressings or feed the wobbly nosed git.
DaveG is..... The Deer Hunter
21-03-12, 03:24 PM
Quote "And don't let Moff see the 'Cheeky hot pants' ......"
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