Valentine mistake.....

[erix2]

:'( I said to my love....

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Dont foc about and make me a brew..... :fish

Eric  :eek
(sent from local A&E)

[Ghoti]

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast & the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age but eventually there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink & said, "Get that trolley here, love. They're doing 3 cases of Strongbow for the price of 2."

[paul1606]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I,ve got altzeimers
Cheese on toast