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Hedgetrimmer

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Back Garden Hunter
« on: 19 September 2013, 07:32:47 pm »
Wow. That's something you don't see too often in your back garden! Just stepped outside to have a quick fag, and disturbed a Sparrowhawk that was busy ripping up it's prey on the patio! Judging by the somewhat bloody feathers now scattered around, I think it must have taken a pigeon. I've seen one dive onto a small bird in the garden before while I was quietly sitting outside in the evening earlier this summer, but I must have nearly trodden on the thing this time!
Anybody else had such encounters on their doorstep?

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #1 on: 19 September 2013, 07:41:00 pm »
Faggot[/size], often shortened to [/size]fag[/size], is a [/size]pejorative[/color][/size] term broadly meaning an effeminate gay man or homosexual. 
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[/size]Doesnt help that you put it under the title of `Back garden hunter`!!!!    :rollin :rollin :rollin

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #2 on: 19 September 2013, 07:47:42 pm »
Faggot, often shortened to fag, is a pejorative term broadly meaning an effeminate gay man or homosexual. 

Doesnt help that you put it under the title of `Back garden hunter`!!!!    :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
Doddsie, I have only two points to make about your statement.
 
1. If that's what you think, you were bloody quick to look at the post after I put it on here
2. That statement says more about the way your mind works than it does about mine
 :rollin

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #3 on: 19 September 2013, 07:56:17 pm »
When I used to have a fag I didn't have a garden as I lived in a terrace house so I had one up the back alley. :eek

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2013, 08:00:12 pm »
When I used to have a fag I didn't have a garden as I lived in a terrace house so I had one up the back alley. :eek
....and a fag after was it? :b :lol

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2013, 08:13:36 pm »
It's very dark and a bit smelly in my back alley.
What? WHAT? I don't get it! Will someone who knows all about it please explain.........?

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #6 on: 19 September 2013, 08:29:12 pm »

Anyway, back to the wildlife. :lol
I've never seen a sparrowhawk catch anything, but have seen them hurtle past the house a few times. Gone in a split second, they're incredibly fast and manoeuvrable... a real thrill to see.

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #7 on: 19 September 2013, 08:49:23 pm »
I prefer tits.

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #8 on: 19 September 2013, 08:52:41 pm »
Trotters Independent Trading?
Don't trust em meself...

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #9 on: 19 September 2013, 08:56:30 pm »
Cant beat a shag!!!

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #10 on: 19 September 2013, 09:07:26 pm »
when the boys have a fag in work they bash in the back doors, :lol  me had 3 eagles over the house last year,  all together,.

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #11 on: 19 September 2013, 09:11:09 pm »
     Up yur Chuffs!!!!!

Hedgetrimmer

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #12 on: 19 September 2013, 09:20:32 pm »
Yeah, looks like he's chuffed to bits.
Anyways, I thought Xmas was the time for stuffing yer bird...

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #13 on: 19 September 2013, 10:28:38 pm »
I've seen some some great tits in the summer here....specially when ur upstairs and can see over the fence into next doors garden


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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2013, 10:31:04 pm »
I've seen some some great tits in the summer here....specially when ur upstairs and can see over the fence into next doors garden



 
Are you selling tickets for next summer?  :lol

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #15 on: 20 September 2013, 01:42:22 pm »
I've seen some some great tits in the summer here....specially when ur upstairs and can see over the fence into next doors garden



 
Are you selling tickets for next summer?  :lol



If so I'll go for the ring side. That'd be up their back alley  :lol [size=78%] [/size]

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #16 on: 20 September 2013, 05:13:36 pm »
Can I come birdwatching too? I will bring a packed lunch. I will pack fudge.

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Re: Back Garden Hunter
« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2013, 06:16:20 pm »
I clicked on this thread expecting some interesting wildlife conversation , how stupid am I ??
ps, great tits