Approaching the big 40 :(

[Fizzy Pies]

Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming

[Buzz]

Had mine last December, I'm enjoying my sit-down wees.

[CRH]

happened t me 18yrs ago mate!! ....cant remember being 40 now?

[Hedgetrimmer]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

[CRH]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

....you met paul then nick?...red98?.......

[Frosties]

Not looking forward to it but I always new it was coming

Don't forget to buy some nose & ear hair clippers!


More importantly, remember to look both ways before crossing a room 

[Hedgetrimmer]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

....you met paul then nick?...red98?.......

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!  ( )
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...

[CRH]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

....you met paul then nick?...red98?.......

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...

.... ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? ....think that too is age related?

[Hedgetrimmer]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

....you met paul then nick?...red98?.......

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...

.... ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? ....think that too is age related?

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...

[CRH]

Yep, it's a scary thought; all your hair suddenly goes grey and falls out, you go instantly deaf and half blind, all your joints seize up overnight, you're memory vanishes and you can't stop dribbling...or maybe I should've stayed off those porn sites.
 
(Insert lots of "canned laughter" here...or not).

....you met paul then nick?...red98?.......

Uncontrollable canned laughter!!
So many possible replies - "not sure, guy I met couldn't remember his own name"; "yes, we converse regularly on "Buxom Babes" forum"; "Yes, I met him when researching a book about war experiences - Boer War"...oh, the list is endless...

.... ....ps he frequents around pedigree sheep forums too"...so ade the blade informs me? ....think that too is age related?

Funny you should mention that - his favourite on "Buxom Babes" is called Dolly - I thought he was referring to a C&W singer...
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[ChristoT]

You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers! 

Enjoy it while it lasts! 

[CRH]

You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers! 

Enjoy it while it lasts! 

....Mmmmm?.......anybody want to buy a towbar?.....

[Hedgetrimmer]

You and Exup are OFOFs! Old Farts On Fazers! 

Enjoy it while it lasts! 

Note - "On Fazers"...

[Exupnut]

Mmmmmm......or some forks?

[CRH]

Mmmmmm......or some forks?

....TRIPLE...Mmmmmmm..or even a ..FAZER!!!

[red98]

oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon   

[CRH]

oiiiiiiiiii.you bunch of foccers........................i heard that......pardon   

.....paul?.....who,s dolly????????????

[Exupnut]

A typical roadsign in high wycombe


In the fields near red's house

[Hedgetrimmer]

A typical roadsign in high wycombe


In the fields near red's house

 
 

[CRH]

A typical roadsign in high wycombe


In the fields near red's house

 
 

.....cheers lads!! .....paul you got sumat t tell us boyo?....

[richfzs]

just goes to show, you should never assume.... :-)

[chris.biker]

I know how you feel Fizzy, my bike has just passed the big 40,000 miles, many of the miles added with this fine crew of Foccers. Though there was a touch of old age when it wet its self at the spring meet, but the radiator is repaired now so rolling on to the big 50.

[red98]

    nice one fizzy....i always knew you passed thet milestone years ago  ........whos dolly ?.........do you want to buy a towbar ?........

[Dead Eye]

I reckon in a month or two, mine will bit the big 90!!

... and then it will go all senile on me...