Author Topic: Broken down...... (Read 8921 times)

Exupnut · « **on:** 13 September 2013, 08:24:02 pm »

...In great malvern worcestershire @ 19:30. Pissing down with rain. Dark. Waitin for RAC recover me to london. Why did i fukin say yes to the overtime. Goodbye fri night. Hope the rac man knows some jokes.

Seeking solace in a war memorial/bus shelter

Night all :-((

Lazarus · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 September 2013, 08:29:56 pm »

hope u get home soon m8

bigbluebear · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 September 2013, 08:45:27 pm »

Ok I'll admit it, silver is the slowest..... well they are for you

Punkstig · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 September 2013, 08:58:02 pm »

If it helps I'm drinking an ice cold Stella and have a lovely chicken Jalfrezi in front of me!

Dead Eye · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 September 2013, 09:22:43 pm »

Wow... you are a loooonnggg way from home...

Pity you aren't of the flying breed Cyril...

ChristoT · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 September 2013, 09:49:01 pm »

I'm an unsympathetic bastard I know.

Pissing myself laughing!

At least it ain't the

.

noggythenog · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 September 2013, 09:50:40 pm »

Hope you get home soon, that's a real pisser, glad it wasnt the fazer though.

Look on the bright side, at least you didnt fall off it coz Cristo would be beside himself with Grief & sadness & sympathy...& stuff

noggythenog · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 September 2013, 09:51:56 pm »

Oh sorry Cristo you already proved my point asi was posting it.

ChristoT · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 September 2013, 10:28:46 pm »

Quote from: noggythenog on 13 September 2013, 09:51:56 pm

Oh sorry Cristo you already proved my point asi was posting it.

Sorry. I always was a bastard.

Exupnut · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 September 2013, 02:29:32 am »

Rac man came and fixed the dodgy sensor.

So i drove back 145m in the dark pourin rain with a dark visor (why didnt i take my clear visor....foc knows) via 2 service stations....IT WAS A FOCCIN NIGHTMARE JOURNEY.

Ps i hate the rac

Burp!!

;-)

slimwilly · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 September 2013, 06:38:53 am »

Life is a journey !!!

Unless it's Friday the 13th and it's raining,dark and you breakdown

midden · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 September 2013, 08:36:02 am »

Quote from: Exupnut on 14 September 2013, 02:29:32 am

Rac man came and fixed the dodgy sensor.

So i drove back 145m in the dark pourin rain with a dark visor (why didnt i take my clear visor....foc knows) via 2 service stations....IT WAS A FOCCIN NIGHTMARE JOURNEY.

Ps i hate the rac

Burp!!

;-)

Aint that just bloody typical! had it been a nice sunny summers evening and perfect for a ride Mr RAC would've been giving u and bike a lift home

red98 · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 September 2013, 09:17:11 am »

nightmare mate....glad you made it home ok.......that looks fried

what is it.....tps ?

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 September 2013, 09:37:34 am »

Quote from: red98 on 14 September 2013, 09:17:11 am

nightmare mate....glad you made it home ok.......that looks fried what is it.....tps ?

+1
How did the RAC guy fix it?

Punkstig · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 September 2013, 10:13:59 am »

Home at 2.30am?

I think 1.30 was the latest for me from a job!

ChristoT · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 September 2013, 11:48:33 am »

Quote from: Fizzy Pies on 14 September 2013, 06:07:59 am

Glad your ok mate!

What Fizzy said.

Not your bike though, so funny as foc!

Hope you're enjoying a good lie in. Burp. Hehehe

Exupnut · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:05:17 pm »

Quote from: nick crisp on 14 September 2013, 09:37:34 am

Quote from: red98 on 14 September 2013, 09:17:11 am
nightmare mate....glad you made it home ok.......that looks fried what is it.....tps ?

+1
How did the RAC guy fix it?

Fuck knows what sensor it is. Not tps tho.

Heres rac fix

Exupnut · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:09:16 pm »

The bike wont stay at any speed without lagging fer a mini sec then picks up again. Chug a fukin lug all the way back. Stooopid fuel twatty injection bollox.

Dead Eye · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:13:15 pm »

Cable ties and gaffa tape, love it!!

noggythenog · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:19:38 pm »

Nice silver add ons there, musta made it faster.

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:25:58 pm »

Gotta be the colour sensor - it's obviously never worked originally, suddenly started to work last night and figured it was on a silver bike - went to go slow mode...surprising that silver gaffer tape helped tho'.
An artistic RAC man - made sure the tape and cable tie matched!

Punkstig · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 September 2013, 12:45:59 pm »

Which is exactly why I always carry gaffer tape and cable ties on the bike- fixes anything!

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 September 2013, 01:10:22 pm »

Quote from: Punkstig on 14 September 2013, 12:45:59 pm

Which is exactly why I always carry gaffer tape and cable ties on the bike- fixes anything!

Are they tiger-striped?

noggythenog · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 September 2013, 01:13:23 pm »

Right then, this time on the correct post.

Exup last night......help me please, anybody....i dont care what colour you are!!! ,where are yous guys! ,Cristo where are youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

noggythenog · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 September 2013, 01:15:19 pm »

Seriously though, this guy made a bike outta his broken down car in the middle of the desert.

& it was still faster than exups fazer

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