An Irish Biker goes to the Doctor in great pain
"Dactor, Dactor it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's arse, and then a £1 pound coin appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly Sor, dat's moch batter now so it is. Just out of interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,991 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman, I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
