WARNING! Dangerous Virus Going Around! Please Read! :)

[Enceladus]

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.
If you come into contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA).
Please repost to raise awareness !!!!!!!

[Hedgetrimmer]

Too late, caught that in spades - you're not the only one with a shit warehouse job!

[Dead Eye]

Looks like fortune has smiled upon me for the WORK virus has been starved out of life this week due to copious amounts of General Antidote for Mitigating Infectious Neurological Germs (GAMING) and a Tactical Vaccine (TV)