Songs for / about Foccers

[ChristoT]

A game my family play at home is trying to find songs that make reference to a student's name. I thought I would expand this to the Foccers! Here are a few ideas to start! 

For Mr Kosmic Kartman:



For Mr Exupgonads:



For Mr Fireblake:



For Mr Nick Crisp:



For Mr Dead Eye:



That's all I could think of to start with. Maybe this one for me? 



Please feel free to add your own!

[Kosmic Kartman]

 

Christo, what drugs are you on today mate?

Exup BLUE 

Christo. Here's one for you fella...

Easton Corbin - All Over The Road (with Lyrics)

[ChristoT]

Christo, what drugs are you on today mate?

Exup BLUE 

Christo. Here's one for you fella...

The usual drugs! 

As for the song - you're a cruel man. Watch your HT leads on Sunday, foccer! 

[Dead Eye]

Really.... Bob The Builder... that's what you came up with?!

[bigbluebear]

There was a young Foccer called Christo
Who drank half a can and got pisto
He started spouting his shite
And started a fight
Now he's no teeth and a lispo
 
 

[bigbluebear]

Another old Foccer called Exup
Who needed a check from the neckup
What they discovered was blue
Real slow as we knew
And got Christo to stay and got feltup

[bigbluebear]

Some say that blue is the quickest
But the owners are the most thickest
The Fazer in silver
Best speed will deliver
Defo the sikkest and fittest
 
 

[bigbluebear]

Bigbluebear has had too much sun
He's the only one laughing bar none
Goes to the pub in a blink
Had lunch and a soft drink
Bur he's a liar and had more than one
 
 
 
 

[ChristoT]

Really.... Bob The Builder... that's what you came up with?!

I thought you'd appreciate the fixing it bit!! 

[Hedgetrimmer]

I believe we have found the Foccers very own Poet Laureate!
Bigbluebear, you obviously have faaaaaar too much time on your hands

[bigbluebear]

I believe we have found the Foccers very own Poet Laureate!
Bigbluebear, you obviously have faaaaaar too much time on your hands
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Nick crisp you are a fine one to judge
Your opinion I know I won't budge
But I'm not a bad fella
Cause I've been on the Stella
And I hope you don't hold a grudge

[Hedgetrimmer]

 
I can't believe how quickly you came up with that
It makes me feel like a complete prat
My poetic skills are so weak you see
I guess your own are far too good for me!
A beer or four is what I would need
To achieve such a level of sophistication
Or maybe some of Christos drugs
For alternative inebriation...

[bigbluebear]

Well it's easy for me to talk shite
Don't even try not slight
See drink is a wonder
But don't steal my thunder
As I'm quite fond of a fight

[ChristoT]

I can't believe how quickly you came up with that
It makes me feel like a complete prat
My poetic skills are so weak you see
I guess your own are far too good for me!
A beer or four is what I would need
To achieve such a level of sophistication
Or maybe some of Christos drugs
For alternative inebriation...

My drugs improve riding a bit,
But don't do a thing for your wit,
I take drugs for the bends,
Not for poetic ends
So both ways I look like a twit!! 

[Hedgetrimmer]

A man of your stature is to be respected
Else surely my health would be affected
Alas my fighting abilities are well and truly past
Not that they were ever that vast
But in words we sharp swordsmen be
And in that I will drink to thee
A worthier opponent I have yet to meet
And so with glass raised high
Bigbluebear, 'tis you I do greet!

[ChristoT]

Well it's easy for me to talk shite
Don't even try not slight
See drink is a wonder
But don't steal my thunder
As I'm quite fond of a fight

Bigbluebear, you say you are pished,
Yet I see summat that you have missed
You're in Glasgae toon,
Yet in London I'm foond
Which is quite a long way for your fist!! 

[bigbluebear]

With that its time I bowed out
The lads say its now my shout
With a tray full of bevy
Two lager four heavy
No wonder I'm in for a bout

[ChristoT]

A man of your stature is to be respected
Else surely my health would be affected
Alas my fighting abilities are well and truly past
Not that they were ever that vast
But in words we sharp swordsmen be
And in that I will drink to thee
A worthier opponent I have yet to meet
And so with glass raised high
Bigbluebear, 'tis you I do greet!

Of poetry, little you claim,
And that wordsmithing is not your game,
But your lines are well timed
Whilst ours hadn't rhymed
Pray, who are you trying to shame?

[Hedgetrimmer]

Have one for me pal
Christo, LEAVE THE DRUGS ALONE!

[ChristoT]

Have one for me pal
Christo, LEAVE THE DRUGS ALONE!

Never! 

[bigbluebear]

I know I've been on the drink
But I'm not as drunk as you think
The night is still young
The fat lady's not sung
But with beer goggles I'd sink the pink

[ChristoT]

I know I've been on the drink
But I'm not as drunk as you think
The night is still young
The fat lady's not sung
But with beer goggles I'd sink the pink

You're still sober's the line that you spin,
That it's easy for you to get skin,
But if in Glasgow, the girls
Let you jump on their curls
That easy - well, please count me in!! 

[bigbluebear]

There are quite a few sluts about
Who let you go baw deep no doubt
But if you start itchin
Then don't start your bitchin
It was your choice to not leave it out

[Hedgetrimmer]

I know I've been on the drink
But I'm not as drunk as you think
The night is still young
The fat lady's not sung
But with beer goggles I'd sink the pink

Or as drink as you thunk, even...hic!
If you continue to post tonight, this could get very hintereshting