Well, glad you're alright. What happened?
Riding back from work, I was joshing around with a coworker who rides an SR125. We'd been talking about backfiring at work, so I was showing off, doing killswitch backfires. I'd just done one, was coming up to a junction (so slowing down). He was on my right, yelled out "I saw flames on that last one [backfire]!". I was looking over my right shoulder at him just long enough to drift to the left, right into the patch of cracked tarmac on the side of the road. The bike went further left, sideswiped the high grass/mud kerb, fell over (onto the left), and sent me headfirst into the ditch. I was only doing 20 or 30 though, mind.
Pulled it out, faring's buggered, mirror's hanging off and coolant's pissing out of it. As I was in the middle of nowhere, I decided to ride back to Andover very gingerly, so crawled along, with my foot getting covered in coolant. Got back without drama, the bike's now in the garage being looked at by me.
I've buggered the fairing, put a hole in the left rear cam cap, snapped the mirror at its base, bust a coolant hose, and dammaged its link pipe. Hopefully, there's no internal dammage. There's a slight grating, but for the moment I'm keeping my fingers crossed, and calling that camchain/paranoia/coolant pump. I suspect the forks are slightly bent, but might be an easy fix (slacken everything, then retighten). Of course, I have very few tools here (basically, the contents of the bike's mini kit), so am going to have the devil's own job fixing everything.