This REALLY winds me up

[red98]

Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.       

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!   

 
 
"just a helmet"...nothing else 

[Dead Eye]

Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.       

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!   

So you don't give her your jacket or gloves for the ride?

That's what I do when I take people on the back who don't have their own kit.

That's actually a good idea - I'd rather give my pillion all my gear (if needs must) and have myself unprotected than them. In reality I doubt I'd ever be in that position and I'd have us both wearing full gear :P

[ddtwelve]

Took my daughter  aged 9 for her first spin on a bike down to the shops made her wear helmet,gloves,protected jacket ,trousers wouldn't fit ,even thou it was only 2 miles down the road on the back of a 125 Honda s-wimg,and the gear didn't fit proper but better to have some protection than leave her hands and leg skin on the road if ever we have a spill

[alan sherman]

But if you are out on the pull you don't know what size woman you are going to end up with do you?  I mean if you get lucky early in the night she'll be slim and lovely - so you'd need the size 10 leathers and medium spare lid/gloves. 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?

[Slaninar]

So you don't give her your jacket or gloves for the ride?

No, I'm a dickhead and my leathers are one-piece suit. Just take it slower, easier.

[snapper]

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast   

[Hedgetrimmer]

 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, but think of the fun you'll have trying to squeeze her into them...

[Skippernick]

Or you don't get lucky at all and you end up looking like a knob  carting all this spare kit around.

[Tibbs]

But if you are out on the pull you don't know what size woman you are going to end up with do you?  I mean if you get lucky early in the night she'll be slim and lovely - so you'd need the size 10 leathers and medium spare lid/gloves. 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?

So you ride home tanked up with a girl who doesn't have a helmet to wear?

If I'm out on my bike & pull and I don't have kit I get a taxi. But then again I don't go out drinking when I'm on my bike.

[Hedgetrimmer]

Actually, you should try riding home out of your head on crack with an unconscious naked call girl on the back...now that's tricky!

[ChristoT]

Actually, you should try riding home out of your head on crack with an unconscious naked call girl on the back...now that's tricky!

The voice of experience? 

[Hedgetrimmer]

If I hadn't had a flat rear tyre I might've made it...

[Looney tune]

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?

You may also need a bigger bike !!!!