Update
Put my tour screen on today (and other jobs she don't see) at the risk of been ostracised by the old ganggoolies but got away with it after the awkward silence spent with the in-laws (they are nice people honest). After they left, it was the traps at dog races where the "hair is on the move" Kit on and out I went for some petrol for work (got away with that one as well as I is off for a couple of days).
Two hours later I did return to "where are we going" Reply "whats this we" Her indoors "why the tour screen" Reply "I is taking the bike away for a few days...." "YOU ARE, ARE YOU" Now I is in a dangerous position and even the dog has run for cover. So I said calmly "Yes, I am going to take myself off while you do your first 5 days on me at bike safe and get yourself a licence" To say I was smug is an understatement with a
Unsure how she has taken this as she has not said a word since 1801 and is now in bed. I is not in a hurry to find out if its another night in the dog house because when I think I have got it right I could not be so wrong on a regular basis, so I is told.
Thanks for the suggestions and I now need a photocopier (she loves me she loves me not)
Daz (marital bliss is my speciality)