Had a weekend away with the missus and stayed in a rather nice 4star hotel.
The room had great facilities. Everything from an iron and a fridge and a safe.
And under the leather chair cusion were complimentary porno books!!!!!
Pristeen copies of Razzle and Knave
Feckin wife wanted to take them home, not for that! but in case they thought they were hers
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo