Author Topic: Oscar Pistorius (Read 3169 times)

Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?

adeejaysdelight · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 February 2013, 07:13:06 pm »

They are refusing to give him bail beacuse there is reason to believe he'll make a run for it...

bigbluebear · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 February 2013, 08:36:53 pm »

Shame about Oscar Pistorius......he had the world at his knees

A young woman is dead and up and coming athlete life is in ruins and people are already making jokes about it......its prosthetic....I mean pathetic

It must have been dark.....he could not see two feet in front of him

Being well armed more than made up for it

Shocking news from South Africa....white man arrested for murder

New evidence found that could acquit Pistorius.....footprints

If you ask me to stump fuck you on more time I'll fucking kill you

Raymy · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 February 2013, 11:05:47 pm »

For sure it would have been a first for him to have the blues and toes at the house

Lawrence · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 February 2013, 12:01:00 am »

Quote from: Lazarus on 14 February 2013, 06:54:05 pm

Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?

That's going round work tomorrow

Buzz · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 February 2013, 10:11:33 am »

1 that I heard...

"Neighbours reported seeing him 100m away 11.5 seconds after hearing the initial gunshots"

1 that I made up...

"Not the kind of 'pump action' she was hoping for on Valentine's day."

I laughed anyway

Raymy · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 February 2013, 11:14:51 am »

He'll struggle to foot the legal bills

DryRob · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 February 2013, 11:17:45 am »

thought I'd heard them all by now

Raymy · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 February 2013, 04:35:30 pm »

Whats more dangerous than a sawn off shotgun

Sawn off legs and a pistol

evesdad · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 February 2013, 05:16:23 pm »

He had a spring in his step walking in to court this morning

imax · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 February 2013, 01:03:06 pm »

Details

Looney tune · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 February 2013, 05:03:13 pm »

Quote from: imax on 21 February 2013, 01:03:06 pm

Details

Brilliant

richfzs · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 February 2013, 05:13:54 pm »

stolen

Chillum · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 February 2013, 06:37:09 pm »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oscar-pistorius-swears-bloody-cricket-bat-from-dif,31341

the cricket bat defence