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Id rather be 30mins late in this world............
« on: 13 September 2012, 12:20:23 pm »
Than 30 years early in the next!  Yesterday teatime had to travel my local city roads in rush hour-something I can usually avoid- to visit sisters house to check all ok as shes away on hols. There was a huge hold up with most of us sitting patiently in queue,except the "LOON IN THE BMW" who overtook everything the wrong side of keep left bollards at speed past supermarket entrance,shop,pedestrians,bus stop, completely ignoring all road markings. :eek  He got to the hold up @ least 2minutes ahead of the rest of us,then had to sit there because NO-ONE WOULD LET HIM BACK IN! :lol

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Re: Id rather be 30mins late in this world............
« Reply #1 on: 13 September 2012, 12:27:51 pm »
BMW........................say no more  ;)

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« Reply #2 on: 13 September 2012, 12:28:45 pm »
i  think  he wont learn from his cheating ways ! he will think he's just hard done by !
 
 god know what would happen if some one was to show a bmw drive what an indicator was ! the world may well come to an end !

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Re: Id rather be 30mins late in this world............
« Reply #3 on: 13 September 2012, 12:35:13 pm »
I've had three bmw's and there's sod all wrong with my driving!!! There are bad drivers in all makes of cars!

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« Reply #4 on: 13 September 2012, 12:37:37 pm »
I've had three bmw's and there's sod all wrong with my driving!!! There are bad drivers in all makes of cars!


Amen Tori

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« Reply #5 on: 13 September 2012, 12:50:19 pm »
DONT GET ME STARTED :stop  "MOST" BEEMER DRIVERS SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD :2guns AND I WOULD VOLOUNTEER :2fingers

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« Reply #6 on: 13 September 2012, 01:10:48 pm »
I've had three bmw's and there's sod all wrong with my driving!!!
That's what all BMW drivers think  ;) :D

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« Reply #7 on: 13 September 2012, 02:47:14 pm »
I've had three bmw's and there's sod all wrong with my driving!!!
That's what all BMW drivers think  ;) :D

AMEN to that!! 
 

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« Reply #8 on: 13 September 2012, 02:54:30 pm »
DONT GET ME STARTED :stop  "MOST" BEEMER DRIVERS SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD :2guns AND I WOULD VOLOUNTEER :2fingers
That's a disgusting attitude quite frankly..

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« Reply #9 on: 13 September 2012, 03:20:18 pm »
Stereotyping shows a certain small-mindedness, but when it comes to BMW drivers, there really is some truth in what they say. It seems that whenever I see a car driver acting like a complete knob, it's almost always a BMW driver! I'm not making it up - it's how it is!
 
I was on the M6 heading to Lancaster doing about 80mph in Lane 3. Thru careful observation, I noticed in my mirrors that far behind me was someone in a silver car, swerving from one lane to another in order to get ahead of the person in front. They were undertaking, overtaking and tail-gating. By the time he reached my bike, he'd just done an undertaing manoeuvre and was in the middle lane. He looked up at me, smiled, then started to accellerate to undertake me and zoom into my safe distance gap. Before he could, I accellerated and he looked up and SWERVED INTO ME at 80mph!!!!
 
He was actually grinning!! I made some hand gestures and he SWERVED INTO ME again - and again!!! I was flabergasted and ran my finger across my throat to indicate to the dickhead that I would kill him  :evil . One more swerve at me and then he decided he wasn't making progress, so he swung over to the inside lane and undertook again before coming off at the M55 Blackpool turning.  I followed him off onto the M55 and stayed behind him even when he tried to outrun me. Then he SLAMMED his brakes on and without the ABS on my bike, I think I might have locked up and come off.
 
I changed lanes and followed from a much greater distance and when he came off at a junction, I did too. I followed him for miles but then he started chucking his car around corners with no warnings, turning infront of oncoming traffic, and finally onto a housing estate, driving like a wild man trying to escape. Then I realised that I was being a bigger knob than him and let him go before some innocent pedestrian was killed.
 
Foccing BMW Drivers? In the main, tossers!! But obviously not all of them :-)
 

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« Reply #10 on: 13 September 2012, 04:23:01 pm »
Years ago we used to moan about Volvo drivers (240 bricks come to mind)!!! since coming back to biking I've noticed that most drivers are alot more biker friendly. there are exceptions admitedly but if you wanted to generalise I would say as a biker I have noticed that the levels of courtesy to bikers has risen.

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Re: Id rather be 30mins late in this world............
« Reply #11 on: 13 September 2012, 04:28:37 pm »
just mine and 90% of other non beemer driving motorists opinion. i would set fire to every bmw in the land if i was allowed.


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Re: Id rather be 30mins late in this world............
« Reply #13 on: 13 September 2012, 06:33:36 pm »
Normally when I see someone being a prat, it's in an Audi nowadays...

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« Reply #14 on: 13 September 2012, 07:07:25 pm »
BMW........................say no more  ;)
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek ......call yerself a mate  ;)

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« Reply #15 on: 13 September 2012, 07:10:05 pm »
I've had three bmw's and there's sod all wrong with my driving!!! There are bad drivers in all makes of cars!
`im on me 7th !!!........ the boss is on her 3rd!!..........agree 150%...........now lets talk MR or MRS  AUDI then!!

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« Reply #16 on: 13 September 2012, 07:12:27 pm »
Stereotyping shows a certain small-mindedness, but when it comes to BMW drivers, there really is some truth in what they say. It seems that whenever I see a car driver acting like a complete knob, it's almost always a BMW driver! I'm not making it up - it's how it is!
 
I was on the M6 heading to Lancaster doing about 80mph in Lane 3. Thru careful observation, I noticed in my mirrors that far behind me was someone in a silver car, swerving from one lane to another in order to get ahead of the person in front. They were undertaking, overtaking and tail-gating. By the time he reached my bike, he'd just done an undertaing manoeuvre and was in the middle lane. He looked up at me, smiled, then started to accellerate to undertake me and zoom into my safe distance gap. Before he could, I accellerated and he looked up and SWERVED INTO ME at 80mph!!!!
 
He was actually grinning!! I made some hand gestures and he SWERVED INTO ME again - and again!!! I was flabergasted and ran my finger across my throat to indicate to the dickhead that I would kill him  :evil . One more swerve at me and then he decided he wasn't making progress, so he swung over to the inside lane and undertook again before coming off at the M55 Blackpool turning.  I followed him off onto the M55 and stayed behind him even when he tried to outrun me. Then he SLAMMED his brakes on and without the ABS on my bike, I think I might have locked up and come off.
 
I changed lanes and followed from a much greater distance and when he came off at a junction, I did too. I followed him for miles but then he started chucking his car around corners with no warnings, turning infront of oncoming traffic, and finally onto a housing estate, driving like a wild man trying to escape. Then I realised that I was being a bigger knob than him and let him go before some innocent pedestrian was killed.
 
Foccing BMW Drivers? In the main, tossers!! But obviously not all of them :-)
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« Reply #17 on: 13 September 2012, 07:13:46 pm »
DONT GET ME STARTED :stop  "MOST" BEEMER DRIVERS SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD :2guns AND I WOULD VOLOUNTEER :2fingers
That's a disgusting attitude quite frankly..
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« Reply #18 on: 13 September 2012, 07:14:33 pm »
dont worry ade?...red n chilly are only refering to bmw,s driven by welsh drivers!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #19 on: 13 September 2012, 07:16:16 pm »
Normally when I see someone being a prat, it's in an Audi nowadays...
result..........there is a God !!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #20 on: 13 September 2012, 07:18:24 pm »
dont worry ade?...red n chilly are only refering to bmw,s driven by welsh drivers!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
well thats me off the hook then mate :evil :evil :evil :evil :lol

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« Reply #21 on: 13 September 2012, 07:29:26 pm »
dont worry ade?...red n chilly are only refering to bmw,s driven by welsh drivers!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
well thats me off the hook then mate :evil :evil :evil :evil :lol
.....think that reds a traitor mate? ;) ....and after ...ALL...the help you gave him? :eek

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« Reply #22 on: 13 September 2012, 07:45:36 pm »
dont worry ade?...red n chilly are only refering to bmw,s driven by welsh drivers!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
well thats me off the hook then mate :evil :evil :evil :evil :lol
.....think that reds a traitor mate? ;) ....and after ...ALL...the help you gave him? :eek
live and learn mate.......you live and l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.learn.....sorry had a bit of a stutter there :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #23 on: 13 September 2012, 08:44:56 pm »
They say a Black Audi is the new Silver BMW :)

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« Reply #24 on: 14 September 2012, 09:38:51 am »
Funny how this thread developed....!!! I wasnt singling out BMW drivers-it was just another idiot who just happened to be driving one.
HOWEVER,without being small minded, have you ever noticed the brand of car in lane 3, poor visibility-rain,spray or fog- that you only just manage to see in your rear view because S/ HE HASNT GOT ANY LIGHTS ON? They are often grey ones which compounds the problem.
Some years ago I was outside my workplace with several other workmates waiting for our manager to arrive with the keys. He would race across the large company car park towards his personalised parking bay & slam his brakes on @ the last minute. This time however he didnt notice the wet leaves & locked up all 4 wheels & skidded into the small bollard @ the edge of the bay :o Oh how we enjoyed that! :lol  Dont need to tell you the make of car :lol  My opinions are based, like Maddog, on observation NOT prejudice(contempt prior to investigation).
Or what about the guy in the 5 series tailgating myself & friend riding towards Plymouth out of Cornwall.Every set of traffic lights we blew him into the weeds. Neither of us were riding anything special-both on  very boring Hondas. Now Im not saying ALL BMW drivers are bad, but they do seem to attract a certain type. :eek [size=78%] BMW motorcycle riders?-a different species altogether[/size] :lol :rolleyes :lol