If this is for real, either you've filled it up via a bad petrol station, someone hates you, or you've had an open fuel cap with a funnel in it for a few weeks?
Other than those scenarios, you're maybe just having a bit of fun at our expense.........especially as i've just noticed you live on the isle of motorbikes
As you can see by the container, fuel floats on water, so your carbs would be fed pure water, it wouldn't stutter, it simply wouldn't even turn over!