Whoever posts last is best

[fazerscotty]

Well, as an amateur you speak far more sense than some of the clowns that actually do it for a living

  the only thing I can't do is juggle lol

[robbo]

Well, as an amateur you speak far more sense than some of the clowns that actually do it for a living

  the only thing I can't do is juggle lol

Any good on a monocycle?

[fazerscotty]

Well, as an amateur you speak far more sense than some of the clowns that actually do it for a living

  the only thing I can't do is juggle lol

Any good on a monocycle?

On a motorcycle yes.   

[robbo]

  . I should have said unicycle, same thing though. My neighbours brother lives in a posh road not far from Biggin Hill Aerodrome, and his very rich neighbour always challenges any visitors to ride his unicycle the length of his drive. The reward has ranged between £1k to £5k. His money is still in his pocket

[Grahamm]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

[fazerscotty]

"When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle."

I was expecting a joke after an opening line like that.......

[Grahamm]

Lol, nope, just factual

[robbo]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out .

[fazerscotty]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out .

Would you be selling tickets?

[robbo]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out .

Would you be selling tickets?

. No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.

[fazerscotty]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out .

Would you be selling tickets?

. No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.

They walk among us - loads of them have the luck of the Irish, whilst the rest of us.........

[robbo]

When I used to go juggling, I knew a guy who rode a 5' unicycle.

I should introduce him to this bloke and split the money 50/50!

As far as I know, the challenge to ride the unicycle is made to guests invited to his house. I would  love to see the smile wiped off his smug face though, especially when it came to counting the money out .

Would you be selling tickets?

. No, I wouldn't a look in, the rich bloke would have that covered. He doesn't miss a trick, that's why he's so minted.

They walk among us - loads of them have the luck of the Irish, whilst the rest of us.........

Yeah…….but are they happy?………….I know I would be

[fazerscotty]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

[Grahamm]

Drinks are on fazerscotty! 

[robbo]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

[fazerscotty]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!

[robbo]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!

You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then .

[fazerscotty]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!

You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then .

No way - the beer looked awful.

[robbo]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!

You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then .

No way - the beer looked awful.

That’s why it was 2 quid a pint

[fazerscotty]

I'd have a go at being happy.


Had a win on the Lottery on Saturday night - however I don't think £5 will go far 

I was in a Spoonies in Herne Bay at the beginning of December. Two pints of Fullers London Pride would have got you 30p change out of your fiver, certainly made me happy.
Happy New Year by the way.

You'll be lucky if you can get a pint in Worcester for a fiver!
And yet yesterday I could of bought 2 pints in a pub on the Gower yesterday - and had a quid change!

You’ll be mending loads of plane engines on the Gower then .

No way - the beer looked awful.

That’s why it was 2 quid a pint

Lol - it looked that bad I was tempted to call trading standards and let them know someone's selling sewer water labelled as bitter. 

[robbo]

Herne Bay Spoonies was a real bargain then

[fazerscotty]

Herne Bay Spoonies was a real bargain then

Sounds like it - a nice pint without the added bacteria!

[robbo]

Not sure about bacteria, but Spoonies can sell major brands so cheap by buying stock with short sell by dates. So can therefore pile high, sell cheap.

[fazerscotty]

Not sure about bacteria, but Spoonies can sell major brands so cheap by buying stock with short sell by dates. So can therefore pile high, sell cheap.

One of the 'Spoon's' in Worcester has recently closed - popular place. The other one is a bit of a dive, sticky carpets an' all 

[robbo]

  Sticky carpets in Spoonies is almost compulsory.