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[BBROWN1664]

really?

[fazerscotty]

is this still going?

Yep. Me and fazerscotty are here for the long haul. We'll be swapping Christmas cards at this rate

Christmas? Don't start on Christmas - she'll want something expensive, I've no doubt about that 

[robbo]

My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose.

[fazerscotty]

My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose.

What's wrong with having a red nose?

[coffee]

hic! burp nuffink tharri can, hic! mek out, burp,hic,top us up hic!, barman.

[robbo]

My bad, mentioning Christmas. I should have known better. Money’s tight this year. I was just going to throw a sheet over her, and maybe take a few of her bits for a trip down the powder coasters. If I’m feeling flush, maybe get her belly pan resprayed, providing I can find someone reliable, certainly no one with a red nose.

What's wrong with having a red nose?

I was thinking along the lines of, Christmas, red nose, alcohol and paint everywhere except on her bellypan. I don't know anyone called Rudolph, does anyone, let alone being a paint sprayer.

[fazerscotty]

Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........

[robbo]

Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........

Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".

[fazerscotty]

Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........

Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".

Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad 

[Grahamm]

*WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP*  Four Yorkshiremen sketch warning!! *WHOOP* *WHOOP* *WHOOP*

[robbo]

Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........

Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".

Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad 

My Mum was a grafter, and worked hard to make little extras possible. Nowadays they get Marcus Rashford to sort that out

[fazerscotty]

Not going down the paint route this year - wanted to do something with the carbs, maybe a slip on kit. However, as you pointed out, money will be tight - hope she is okay with just an oil change instead...........

Like when your Mum used to say, "All you're getting for Christmas is an apple and an orange".

Blimey - you must of been rich. We never had oranges when I was a lad 

My Mum was a grafter, and worked hard to make little extras possible. Nowadays they get Marcus Rashford to sort that out

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!

[robbo]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

[fazerscotty]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

[robbo]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks.

[fazerscotty]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks.

And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?

[robbo]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks.

And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?

Looking at some of the drivers, I’d say...yes.

[fazerscotty]

Haha lol, whilst sitting with the new playstations!
 And if they do tear themselves away and meet up with real people up the park to play football, they want to wear gloves ffs. . I know they’re just copying players they see on tv, but short sleeves and gloves, what’s that all about.

That's no difference to the scarf and jumper brigade who go christmas shopping in freezing temperatures - then ring in Monday with a cold!

Exactly. People need to know how to look after themselves, but fashion always seems to outweigh function. Then there’s the blokes that walk about wearing their COVID mask under their chin. That’s as useful as putting a condom on your bollocks.

And don't get me started on the car drivers, on their own in the car, wearing a mask - is the car contaminated?

Looking at some of the drivers, I’d say...yes.

 

[robbo]

Thought that might have caused a grin

[fazerscotty]

I think, at the moment, most things cause a grin (especially wind!)

[robbo]

Rennies is your friend in that case.

[fazerscotty]

Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals 

[robbo]

Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals 

Maybe sprouts are your friend in that case

[fazerscotty]

Unfortunately, I was raised (dragged up) to let it just go and not rely on chemicals 

Maybe sprouts are your friend in that case

Hahaha lol, actually, I quite like sprouts - had some last Sunday 

[robbo]

I guess you were sitting on your own after dinner then