Bit of Fun. BHP/Ton of Your Bike With/Without Your Fat Arse + Equivalent Cars

[Frosties]

Just a bit of fun. Chuck in your bike's flywheel power i.e. 96Bhp FZS600 then chuck in your weight and it gives BHP/Ton with or without your arse on it.


Reckon the "Racing Snake" as Tomski put it will win this one 


I got 327 Bhp/Ton with my arse on the bike


http://westfield-world.com/power-to-weight.html

[tommyardin]

While us fat bastards will acheive about 2.75 BHP per Ton of arse flab, not forgetting mighty gonads.
LOL!
You have us all at a disadvantage Tiger, with you gazelle like lithe frame and dashed good looks 

[Frosties]

    Fuckin quality - i'm crying 

[tommyardin]

Early Fazers (Boxeyes) up to 2001 weight 210 Kilograms, the 2002-2003 (Foxeyes) weigh 214 Kilograms, both these weights are kerbside weights with all fluids in the bike with a full tank of fuel, so I guess the difference in weights between the two models is that the later foxeyes have a slightly larger fuel tank.

Right my rider weight is 89 Kilos the kerbside weight of my bike is 214 kilos the power at the Crankshaft 96 BHP.
all this put into the calculator that Tiger (Frosties) put into his post above comes out at 316.83 BHP per Ton with my arse on the seat. 

Thus far Tiger I bow to your racing prowess as uno numero.

[tommyardin]

And unless we get the lovely Jenny Tinmouth in here my betting is on you tiger

[Frosties]

I might of fecked up. Put 189Kg for bike and me at 110Kg. Just checked I'm 118 Kg   


Soooooo I'm at 292 Bhp/Ton


Agree we need Jenny to check this.........

[Billy Balthorpe]

Really??

Gen 1 Fazer 1000 with 131 RWHP so I guessed at 145 at the crank, 210 KG (Guessed, ill get a proper figure at the next MOT), 100 KG for me gives a bike only figure of 690HP/Tonne and 467HP/Tonne with my fat arse on it.

That's a shitload!

"You have so much horsepower to even care what your Power to Weight Ratio is :-)" Apparently.

[tommyardin]

Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.


467 that really is a shit load of grunt

[tommyardin]

Anyway it is past my bed time so I shall wish you late night owls a pleasant night. so Good night girls X   

[Billy Balthorpe]

Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.


467 that really is a shit load of grunt

Fucking the fuck off right now Sir.

But I suspect someone will be along in a minute weighing 70Kg with a 210Kg/150bhp bike. That will give 535 BHP/Tonne with his skinny ass sat on the bike.

[Millietant]

Ha ha, LOL - I weigh just under 11stone (69kg), so riding Liz's Fazer 1000 I'm somewhere near that ............ but only if I ride naked !!

Not checked it, but I reckon my boots/leathers/gloves/helmet etc must weigh quite a bit, but then add in the Oxford lock and big chain that I carry in the top-box, plus my mobile phones and my wallet  , I bet that'll add up to another 25kg at least 😀😀😀.

looks like I'll need to get a H2R !!

[Dudeofrude]

681bhp bike only,  467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha

[tommyardin]

Ha ha, LOL - I weigh just under 11stone (69kg), so riding Liz's Fazer 1000 I'm somewhere near that ............ but only if I ride naked !!

Not checked it, but I reckon my boots/leathers/gloves/helmet etc must weigh quite a bit, but then add in the Oxford lock and big chain that I carry in the top-box, plus my mobile phones and my wallet  , I bet that'll add up to another 25kg at least 😀😀😀.

looks like I'll need to get a H2R !!

He only rides naked that will be two helmets on display then

[darrsi]

I might of fecked up. Put 189Kg for bike and me at 110Kg. Just checked I'm 118 Kg   


Soooooo I'm at 292 Bhp/Ton


Agree we need Jenny to check this.........

1 stone 3lb none the wiser 

[celticdog]

681bhp bike only,  467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha

  Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you more horsepower- and that's the same kind of thing!

I'm with you Dude, I'll have to stick to the diet.

I used to breed racing snails, thought if I removed their shells I'd improve the power to weight ratio- unfortunately it just made them more sluggish.

[darrsi]

681bhp bike only,  467bhp with me on it and I'm 16 stone.
So if I loose a stone I'll gain 9bhp.... cheapest mod I've heard of haha

  Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you more horsepower- and that's the same kind of thing!

I'm with you Dude, I'll have to stick to the diet.

I used to breed racing snails, thought if I removed their shells I'd improve the power to weight ratio- unfortunately it just made them more sluggish.

 

[slappy]

545 with me on bike, no wonder back tyres don`t last long.

[Dead Eye]

Figured these might be of help to some people. Don't take my word on them being perfectly accurate though!

Fazer 600 Boxeye: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs600_fazer%2098.htm

Fazer 600 Foxeye: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs600_fazer%2003.htm

Fazer 1000 Gen1: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_fzs1000%2005.htm

[scoobiemandan]

Ooy Billy! fuck off with your big boys bike, this is for us wimps that can only handle a little power in small lumps.


467 that really is a shit load of grunt

Fucking the fuck off right now Sir.

But I suspect someone will be along in a minute weighing 70Kg with a 210Kg/150bhp bike. That will give 535 BHP/Tonne with his skinny ass sat on the bike.

And I'll make your wish come true, skinny arse me on bike comes in at 520BHP/Ton 
Really??

Gen 1 Fazer 1000 with 131 RWHP so I guessed at 145 at the crank, 210 KG (Guessed, ill get a proper figure at the next MOT), 100 KG for me gives a bike only figure of 690HP/Tonne and 467HP/Tonne with my fat arse on it.

That's a shitload!

"You have so much horsepower to even care what your Power to Weight Ratio is :-)" Apparently.

[Frosties]

I really want to see Fazersharp's figures.....aka the "Racing Snake" 

[tommyardin]

I really want to see Fazersharp's figures.....aka the "Racing Snake" 

Me to, come on Sharpie WTF are you?

[JoeRock]

690 including me. 65kg on a 180hp (crank, it's 165 at the wheel) zx10r weighing 196kg wet!