The mrs won't let me
I have thought about it , planned it , worked it all out even built a ramp to get it up the front step but she said no
I thought she might give in as in her defence she is pretty easy going she must be she's put up with me for 11 years , I even said I'd buy a new carpet and decorate the front room after but surprisingly she still said no
I'm weighing up at the moment which one I love the most bike or wife
As there is the possibility that if I surprise her with it my sex life will be over and she with have my testicles as ear rings