The daily occurance of sods law

[NorthWestern]

Set off from work and could feel something in my glove. No bother I will sort it when I stop at some traffic lights. Didn't stop at a single light, green all the way home! Never had that before, never needed to stop at them before...

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[darrsi]

Turned out to be a ginger cat. 

[slappy]

Well a pussy in the hand has got to be better a bird in the hand.

[locksmith]

But, your hand in a bird..................................

[slappy]

But, your hand in a bird..................................

With my luck it would be a turkey.

[locksmith]

Gobble gobble