laptop help

[devilsyam]

last nite i left my laptop open and the cat has slept on it

the result all my desktop icons have gone and only thing on there is the recycle bin which is 2" square

tried everything i no so HELP

windows 8

[Cellarman]

Right click, view, show desktop icons, would be the first thing I would try

[chaz]

have you taken the battery out to reboot it?

[Woodzey80]

Cat piss !!! Boot it up tha ass

[chaz]

and get some wire and wire it direct into the mains,            the cat not the laptop.

[mickvp]

if you have a trackpad, try pinching to zoom out like you do with your mobile. if you have a mouse you can plug in you can hold down CTRL and scroll the mouse wheel as well to zoom them back out.

[fazersharp]

Get the mouse and throw it as far as you can and hopefully the cat will run after it

[taylor]

that's great lol.  you just made my night you could of at least broke it by downloading some porn ore something like that.

[fazersharp]

that's great lol.  you just made my night you could of at least broke it by downloading some porn ore something like that.

NO NO you dummy it was having pussy on it that foced it up in the first place

[maddog04]

the cat has ate them.........wait til the cat goes for a dump and shits the icons out.........pick them up and do a Dynamo and chuck them at the computer and lo and behold they'll be back on the screen .......MAGIC!!!!!!!





failing that, try a system restore to the day before it happened

[BBROWN1664]

Upgrade to Windows 10

[BBROWN1664]

or try pressing Windows & M keys at the same time.

[maddog04]

Windows 10....now there's a thought..................aaghh fuck that!!!!!

[alan sherman]

Sounds like the cat has managed to switch on the magnify option.  I guess windows M is the keyboard shortcut to switch it off? 

Anyone else accidentally pressed cntl alt and arrow keys and ended up with the screen rotated?

[BBROWN1664]

. Not accidentally, but used to do it to people who pissed us off at work.

[devilsyam]

thxs alan that sorted it

[darrsi]

Sounds like the cat has managed to switch on the magnify option.  I guess windows M is the keyboard shortcut to switch it off? 

Anyone else accidentally pressed cntl alt and arrow keys and ended up with the screen rotated?

Now why did you go and tell me that, i'm gonna have to have some fun on Monday now.