Author Topic: my operation. (Read 6721 times)

taylor · « **on:** 27 January 2016, 09:12:38 pm »

I have been given a new date for my op. feb the 16 th, they are using the da vinci robot very clever bit of kit, the nhs Is great you want to see the cost on this little baby. we are lucky to live in gb.

noggythenog · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 January 2016, 09:16:22 pm »

Just be careful theyve been trained properly & dont use the van gough machine by mistake & cut your ear off.

Good luck with op

taylor · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 January 2016, 09:19:03 pm »

fu k me noggy, I had better tie my nuts up around my ears. I didn't think of that.

anutz · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 January 2016, 09:23:17 pm »

Quote from: taylor on 27 January 2016, 09:12:38 pm

I have been given a new date for my op. feb the 16 th, they are using the da vinci robot very clever bit of kit, the nhs Is great you want to see the cost on this little baby. we are lucky to live in gb.

good luck, agreed we are very lucky to have free access to such top class care.

unfazed · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 January 2016, 10:58:46 pm »

Roll on the 16th then for you

locksmith · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 January 2016, 09:24:55 am »

You're going to let Edward Scissor Hands near you?

Foccin amazing isnt it?

joebloggs · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 January 2016, 06:28:10 am »

Freck · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 January 2016, 11:53:18 am »

Quote from: anutz on 27 January 2016, 09:23:17 pm

good luck, agreed we are very lucky to have free access to such top class care.

Free?!? I've paid a bloody fortune into the NHS over the years.

They do (mostly) do a great job though. Good luck with the op Taylor, never a nice time but hopefully it'll come good in the end.

esetest · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 January 2016, 09:08:08 pm »

All the best Taylor , hope it all goes well for you .

maddog04 · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 January 2016, 09:57:52 pm »

best wishes mate, if that is the machine then lets hope it doesn't break.........they'll bill you for Zillions

fazersharp · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 January 2016, 10:57:40 pm »

Quote from: locksmith on 28 January 2016, 09:24:55 am

These are not the droids you are looking for

taylor · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 January 2016, 05:42:19 pm »

I was reading that machine is 2,5 million to buy, 100, grand a year to maintain, and they only do about 75 op,s a year, big bucks.

celticdog · « **Reply #12 on:** 31 January 2016, 07:37:50 pm »

Quote from: taylor on 31 January 2016, 05:42:19 pm

I was reading that machine is 2,5 million to buy, 100, grand a year to maintain, and they only do about 75 op,s a year, big bucks.

You're right it's a serious piece of kit, but it still takes a surgeons hands to use it. Wishing you all the best fella, Our NHS is still an institution we can all be proud of.

Warning if you're squeamish- the video's a bit graphic in places.

dazza · « **Reply #13 on:** 31 January 2016, 07:46:03 pm »

Do you think they'd mind if I used it to sew a new zip in my combats ?

fazersharp · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 January 2016, 08:49:48 pm »

Quote from: dazza on 31 January 2016, 07:46:03 pm

Do you think they'd mind if I used it to sew a new zip in my combats ?

I think they are more inclined to cut you a new corn shoot

Oldgit · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 February 2016, 04:13:34 pm »

his helicopter was friggin useless.

taylor · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 February 2016, 09:14:02 pm »

helicopter,? what planet, what zone. beam him up scotty.

maddog04 · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 February 2016, 08:40:38 pm »

well....todays the day lad........when you get to read this, it will either be a success (hopefully) or the giant Swiss army knife has cut yer bits off by mistake and now yer a lady boy just waiting for a 10 inch cock to be grafted from yer arm and sewn back on downstairs

good luck with the recovery and let us know how your doing

all the best

mad

unfazed · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 February 2016, 09:25:31 pm »

Well Taylor, what's the story?

taylor · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 February 2016, 08:33:22 pm »

well it was delayed for a week so didn't post anything in case it was delayed again. I have been in today and had it removed. what a great bit of kit, and a great surgeon and staff. I was in the surgery between 8 and 1 and home by 6. apart from the catheter thing I feel fine eating and drinking normally, now for the recovery they have said shouldn't be any problems because I am pretty fit, and she slapt my arse.

no knobs on my forehead either $:\$

fazersharp · « **Reply #20 on:** 23 February 2016, 08:50:28 pm »

Back on the

tomorrow then

unfazed · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 February 2016, 11:09:15 pm »

Quote from: taylor on 23 February 2016, 08:33:22 pm

well it was delayed for a week so didn't post anything in case it was delayed again. I have been in today and had it removed. what a great bit of kit, and a great surgeon and staff. I was in the surgery between 8 and 1 and home by 6. apart from the catheter thing I feel fine eating and drinking normally, now for the recovery they have said shouldn't be any problems because I am pretty fit, and she slapt my arse. no knobs on my forehead either $:\$

acid drop · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 February 2016, 08:49:16 pm »

Sorry I missed the build up, but hope the recovery goes well.