Author Topic: Hedgetrimmer up north (Read 9157 times)

NorthWestern · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 November 2015, 08:55:48 am »

Is this the new "planking"? " trimming "

noggythenog · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 November 2015, 11:35:46 am »

And exup rides a twin

Come on everybody.........get joining in...its easy.............perhaps youve gone over the hedge........taken yourself right to the hedge.......or just like hedging your bets......have you seen a suspicious hedge that may have been trimmed by Nick.......post it up.

noggythenog · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 November 2015, 08:51:35 pm »

M&P have a black friday week sale going on with these suits.

Ideal for the usually hedge inclined.....they look quite crisp i reckon.

Frosties · « **Reply #28 on:** 28 November 2015, 09:56:03 pm »

Ahhh, ooooh I know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"

noggythenog · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 November 2015, 10:17:39 pm »

Quote from: Frosties on 28 November 2015, 09:56:03 pm

Ahhh, ooooh I know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"

Exactamondo frosties...........something you dont know about hedgetrimmer..........he was the stunt double for the Ewok that half inches the speeder bike in Return of the Jedi.....he got sacked........this was the last thing he seen.

Thats what first started him off with loving the great outdoors and why he moved up north.

red98 · « **Reply #30 on:** 29 November 2015, 04:11:19 pm »

NICK.....NICK.....is that you nick ?

Frosties · « **Reply #31 on:** 29 November 2015, 09:34:17 pm »

It's him alright !! Camped up nearby..........

mickvp · « **Reply #32 on:** 30 November 2015, 06:56:42 pm »

I heard they have made a book and a film based on his antics...

NorthWestern · « **Reply #33 on:** 30 November 2015, 07:58:25 pm »

unfazed · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 December 2015, 11:26:29 am »

Anyone, any news from our Hedgetrimmer.

I know the area he bought his house was never flooded, but this is worse than previous floods.

Skippernick · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm »

Hope he bought a boat!!

Frosties · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 December 2015, 04:11:50 pm »

Quote from: Skippernick on 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm

Hope he bought a boat!!

Nah, he's pretty good with his hands so reckon he made one. Wonder what it looks like

....

Found it

noggythenog · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 December 2015, 04:40:37 pm »

How does that song go?

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the hedge"

fazersharp · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 December 2015, 04:43:27 pm »

Quote from: Frosties on 28 November 2015, 09:56:03 pm

Ahhh, ooooh I know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"

Brilliant !!!!

midden · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 December 2015, 11:50:02 pm »

Quote from: Skippernick on 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm

Hope he bought a boat!!

He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer

Frosties · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 December 2015, 07:58:50 am »

Quote from: midden on 06 December 2015, 11:50:02 pm

Quote from: Skippernick on 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm
Hope he bought a boat!!
He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer

Hedgeswimmer

Bloody surprised if he is, don't you need to be fit for that - I heard he does 40 - 60 of these a day

slimwilly · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 December 2015, 06:26:51 pm »

Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

unfazed · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 December 2015, 08:12:45 pm »

Quote from: slimwilly on 07 December 2015, 06:26:51 pm

Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

Slim

If you find his mobile PM me with also please, I only have an old one also.

Frosties · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 December 2015, 10:41:53 pm »

Quote from: unfazed on 07 December 2015, 08:12:45 pm

Quote from: slimwilly on 07 December 2015, 06:26:51 pm
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

Slim

If you find his mobile PM me with also please, I only have an old one also.

Found it - love the caption to the right

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hedge+phone&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgaGY6MrJAhVJQhQKHX-CB-sQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=phone+hedge&imgrc=3FwjJL7vu7X7IM%3A

noggythenog · « **Reply #44 on:** 09 December 2015, 09:43:14 am »

Ok troops.......Nick is fine.......outside of the floods......SHOULD BE BACK ONLINE TOMORROW.

Apparently hasnt affected his guitar playing whatsoever.

So lets up the intensity of sympathy for him

red98 · « **Reply #45 on:** 09 December 2015, 10:15:33 am »

Good to hear mr nog..........back on line tomorrow huh........best start being nice about him

noggythenog · « **Reply #46 on:** 09 December 2015, 11:56:05 am »

He's still smoking.

unfazed · « **Reply #47 on:** 09 December 2015, 02:24:03 pm »

Good to hear, for a while there we thought it was out of the hedge into the water

mickvp · « **Reply #48 on:** 09 December 2015, 06:32:54 pm »

Nah, our Nick the hedge whisperer was never worried about the water, he just got the hedges to help him bail out:

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #49 on:** 10 December 2015, 11:28:15 am »