Author Topic: Best ever nicknames? (Read 6130 times)

DILLIGAFF · « **on:** 15 August 2015, 10:57:33 am »

Reading another feed got me thinking, what's the best and most appropriate nickname you ever heard?

I had a friend who was bald, very short sighted and a bit of a c**t, therefore BBC

Another who was always called GRAVY because he went with anything.

At school I was known universally as BUS because apparently the back of my head resembled one?

Nath · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 August 2015, 11:02:32 am »

Two mates spring to mind. Once called shotgun because it looks like someone blew the bottom of his legs of as he's short and the other called red because he comes out with most disgusting things and we all think he's bloody c**t.

noggythenog · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 August 2015, 11:06:23 am »

I knew somebody called "mong"

He used to meet people & say "hi i'm mong"

Freck · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 August 2015, 11:16:52 am »

There's a guy where I work that's nicknamed Thrush because he's an annoying c**t

darrsi · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 August 2015, 11:23:51 am »

Had a Turkish girl working at my place a few years back named Gul, pronounced Gool, and everyone used to call her Ging Gang.

dazza · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 August 2015, 11:36:21 am »

Met a Spanish bloke the other day who had just had his vehicle stolen....His name was Carlos

YamFazFan · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 August 2015, 12:17:04 pm »

Quote from: dazza on 15 August 2015, 11:36:21 am

Met a Spanish bloke the other day who had just had his vehicle stolen....His name was Carlos

Is that the same Carlos that's friends with the other Spanish bloke that's just scored top marks in his health check up....Manuel?

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 August 2015, 01:09:58 pm »

used to work with a bloke called thrombo......................he was a slow moving clot!

Tmation · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 August 2015, 03:01:22 pm »

A few I have worked with

FLUB, Fat Lazy Useless Bastard
Cot Death, Because he should have been
Blister, Only comes out after the hard work is done
DADS, Dumb As Dog Shit
TAPS, Thick As Pig Shit

DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 August 2015, 04:09:08 pm »

Another comes to mind. Steve, a car repair guy, known as RHINO cos he's thick skinned and charges a lot.

sadlonelygit · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 August 2015, 05:24:40 pm »

two shits was another acquaintance................if you'd had a shit, he'd had 2

Dead Eye · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 August 2015, 05:30:13 pm »

Colin McGregor, the brother of "Star Wars" actor Ewan McGregor, is a pilot in the Royal Air Force. His aviator nickname is Obi-Two

taylor · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 August 2015, 06:19:23 pm »

a former doorman, who had half his ear shot of in a war, billy 18 months

taylor · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 August 2015, 06:47:35 pm »

o I forgot, jimmy 1 bollock, ha had the other pulled of whilst doing cross country in school, he caught it o a barbed wire fence, funny as f k.

YamFazFan · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 August 2015, 07:03:40 pm »

In an episode of the classic comedy 'porridge' and also 'Whatever happened to the likely lads?' (same script-writers) reference is made to a bloke with no ears who goes by the nickname 'Lugless Douglas'

fazerscotty · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 August 2015, 07:31:59 pm »

Not forgetting "Bungalow" - Not a lot upstairs..

Val · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 August 2015, 08:03:00 pm »

Forget about nick names there are some real names

Like you do not want to be in the class of Mr. Perv:

Or to have your property sold by Jolly Mangina:

The best one is this though

bri h · « **Reply #17 on:** 18 August 2015, 07:45:38 pm »

I knew a girl called clanger cos she was always dropping them.

chaz · « **Reply #18 on:** 18 August 2015, 08:11:37 pm »

A mate was (and still is) known as "knob hound" because he was aways sniffing around looking for somewhere to stick his ?

locksmith · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 August 2015, 12:22:12 pm »

I used to be called Shithead.

For the life of me I cant remember why

acid drop · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 August 2015, 07:28:53 pm »

I was and still am called acid drop cos I'm a sarcastic bastard

maddog04 · « **Reply #21 on:** 20 August 2015, 10:35:21 am »

thrombosis.....a thick clot

red98 · « **Reply #22 on:** 20 August 2015, 06:43:33 pm »

FUDNUT............

maddog04 · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 August 2015, 12:18:19 pm »

when I used to go to the game and we played Everton, big Duncan Ferguson had his own song from the Kop due to his injury record

in for a week, out for a month (repeat 3 times)
Duncan is a tampon

lew600fazer · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 August 2015, 02:05:29 pm »

When I was in my early teens I used to get called Big Lew, in those days I was a small wee skinny fecker, now today they could call me Big Lew as I am a fat fecker