Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[maddog04]

watching the news last night and they're banging on how models have to be thin and that some are too thin

they cut to a plump middle aged boss of "VOGUE" magazine and ask her who's to blame/responsible for putting pressure on models to be skeletons (paraphrasing here) and she says......ummmmm, I don't know


it's YOU, you foccin bitch, you don't buy your clothes off the peg in Primani so get a foccin grip and own up. You're not a stick insect so these big fashion houses obviously make clothes to fit fat foccers like you.......no need for malnourished girls to wear their clobber in the first place, just get normal sized 8/10/12/4 sized girls etc even though you looked a size 14/16

gggrrrrrr

[fazersharp]

I do like it when peoples goats get propper got. Makes me feel better about my own rants 

The whole fashion industry is FUBAR for sure

[Freck]

Foccing every bastard thing today!  .......I'm trying to stop smoking 

[sadlonelygit]

having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

[unfazed]

having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

Bet you're sick of it 

[sadlonelygit]

Like the boss said, the pay is crap but it's all you can eat

[Skippernick]

having to deal with this kind of crap.........'because the teachers are too busy'

Well if you had got to the bogs in time you wouldn't have to clear it up off the floor!!

[celticdog]

Ars3hole in a big white Mercedes decides to close the gap between him and a big fuck off truck while I was legitimately filtering through traffic on a 3 lane A road. He did it INTENTIONALLY, just before I reached him.  Had to slam on brakes hard luckily speed was only around 20mph. Almost lost it- not the bike, my temper. "FUCKING NUTCASE YOU FUCKING NUTCASE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ARE YOU FOR REAL YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE ARESEHOLE" he wisely decided to role his window back up after my tirade, I've obviously mellowed in my old age, resisted the urge to put my boot into the driver door ffs some people!

[fazersharp]

Ars3hole in a big white Mercedes decides to close the gap between him and a big fuck off truck while I was legitimately filtering through traffic on a 3 lane A road. He did it INTENTIONALLY, just before I reached him.  Had to slam on brakes hard luckily speed was only around 20mph. Almost lost it- not the bike, my temper. "FUCKING NUTCASE YOU FUCKING NUTCASE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ARE YOU FOR REAL YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE ARESEHOLE" he wisely decided to role his window back up after my tirade, I've obviously mellowed in my old age, resisted the urge to put my boot into the driver door ffs some people!

Ive seen that quite a few times - they just hate it when they see you filtering along while they are stuck in the line, I usually say thank you and go around the other side of them in the gap they have just made there, if it takes me past the drivers side it gives me a chance to give them the slow head shake   

[slappy]

One foccing day I am going to murder a cyclist, today I nearly hit a dickhead on one who decided to dive across two lanes without a cursory glance behind  or to the side and then went straight across a pelican when the lights where on red., best thing was he had a helmet cam so he could probably upload bad driving to youtube the foccing tosser.

[unfazed]

Drivers of trucks with the body of the truck wider than the cab and no marker lights

[sinto]

Drivers of trucks with the body of the truck wider than the cab and no marker lights

Well that rules me out

But I know what you mean, I meet some of these idiots on single carriageways and it's pretty scary when you realise that the load is hanging out somewhat.

[unfazed]

Met one of these arseholes driving an enclosed rigid truck on the way home this evening coming towards me on our unlit "just wide enough in places for the Fazer and a truck" road, in the pissing rain and howling wind. Had to stop and when I looked behind at it, he had one near side rear light and no marker lights.  Just as well it was white in colour.

Just glad I was on one of the wider parts of the road when I met him.

[sinto]

Met one of these arseholes driving an enclosed rigid truck on the way home this evening coming towards me on our unlit "just wide enough in places for the Fazer and a truck" road, in the pissing rain and howling wind. Had to stop and when I looked behind at it, he had one near side rear light and no marker lights.  Just as well it was white in colour.

Just glad I was on one of the wider parts of the road when I met him.

Ahh, think I've just clicked onto what you mean.
Your not meaning a load over the width of the truck, your meaning that the truck just didn't have any marker lights??
So basically the driver hasn't checked his lights, or if he has, he's not bothered to fix them before he drives off.

[Frosties]

One foccing day I am going to murder a cyclist, today I nearly hit a dickhead on one who decided to dive across two lanes without a cursory glance behind  or to the side and then went straight across a pelican when the lights where on red., best thing was he had a helmet cam so he could probably upload bad driving to youtube the foccing tosser.

Had one this morning who by looking over his shoulder automatically activated his forcefield - feckin twat 

[crickleymal]

Motorway warning signs that cry wolf. Central reservation signs saying 50 for 4 miles then an overhead sign saying Animals In Road, then 1/4 mile further on End. No sign of any animals and probably never were.

[Skippernick]

FOC-U christmas theme.

[BBROWN1664]

[Hedgetrimmer]

  x2


Another place I have to have it rammed down my throat 

[mr self destruct]

I want to know where I can get one of those hats for my fairing.

[crickleymal]

x2


Another place I have to have it rammed down my throat 

Same here coupled with it not displaying properly so it's fucking hard to read.

[fazersharp]

 
Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them

[darrsi]

Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them

Agreed, even on my laptop the pictures were pretty useless.

[Freck]

Im ok with the theme an all but it defiantly is smaller I have noticed that yesterday some pictures did fit but now they go off the edges and you need to scroll them

I get this most of the time with using an iPad. Some people put pictures up that are that big it's a real pain to view them.
Oh and the Christmas theme is nice and festive but it is smaller and harder to read the white on blue    and it's not optimised very well for iPad as some of the text is overlapping.

[Grahamm]

Motorway warning signs that cry wolf.