Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[HarryHornby]

People who stand right in front of lift doors with little thought that people might actually be inside when the lift arrives and that they might actually want to get out!  Impatient twats! 

[NorthWestern]

People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily..

[darrsi]

People who stand right in front of lift doors with little thought that people might actually be inside when the lift arrives and that they might actually want to get out!  Impatient twats! 

Same as the London Underground tubes.

[darrsi]

People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily..

Or who cross about 50 feet either side of a crossing, what's all that about?

[fazersharp]

People who hang about a zebra crossing with no intention of....crossing causing cars to stop unnecessarily..

AND
its a quiet road and virtually only me on it and a person at the crossing chooses to press the button and stop the only car on the road.
Even when its busy if I need to cross I can usually see a gap coming down the road and so don't press the button at all   

[fazersharp]

Here another one I was reminded about today, tractors that have mud caked on the wheels and then come straight out of a field onto a main road where all the shit flings off onto the road, I was having to slarlem though coke can size piles of mud right on my ride line.
It should be illegal and they should have to stop in the field entrance and scrape it off and not fling it on the main road.
Couple of years ago I was in the car going in the opposite direction and a tractor pulled out of a field and a stone flung off his wheels and chipped my screen

[Hedgetrimmer]

The appalling standard of motorway driving, in particular, people who overtake, then pull in front of you and then slow down. WTF?


And when traffic is fairly heavy and all lanes are moving at a similar pace, people who keep cutting across from one lane to the next, then back again, in the hope they'll end up a couple of car lengths ahead of where they might otherwise be. Don't they see that if everyone moves into the lane that just for a moment is going a bit faster, then that'll slow down and the lane they all moved from will speed up? If it's heavy traffic, why not just stay in one lane until it eases up a bit? Tossers! 

[Exupnut]

People who park in hedges at speed ......

[Deefer666]

Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their  brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS

[slappy]

Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their  brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS

Sounds like someone had a good day

[HarryHornby]

People who park in hedges at speed ......

The sad thing is, I don't think he was going that fast when he trimmed the hedge.....you get a more even trim that way! 

[HarryHornby]

Cunts the join a dual carriageway by using a slip road and not even looking whats actually coming or making an effort to blend in with traffic. They expect everyone on the dual carriageway to give way to them OR even worse the fuckers get to the end of the slip road and jam their  brakes on! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????...... these knuckle fuckers don't deserve to live... No Trial, No Prosecution. Just a bullet in the back of the head and the body left on the grass verge as a warning for any other cunting cockwomble that cant use a fucking sliproad!!!!!!!!!! CUNTS

I thought that was a transcription of a Punkstig accident there, the number of "cunts" you had going on! 

[YamFazFan]

All the churned-up grass verges where people won't stop driving on them no matter how wet it is . What a mess.

[YamFazFan]

People who eat a takeaway meal in their car, then chuck all the packaging straight onto the street . What a mess.

[sinto]

Foccin idiots who drive with no lights on when it's pissin it down with rain!

[sinto]

Foccin BT

They advertise a big sale for Black Friday, then once I've done my homework etc of what I want, go online and get really confused of their packages and what I want, I think I'll call them only to find out they're closed on a Sunday! I mean WTF is that about and the bloody sale ends tomorrow

Looks like I'll be sticking to basic broadband with SKY and not be getting the free sports package that BT are advertising

[joebloggs]

Here another one I was reminded about today, tractors that have mud caked on the wheels and then come straight out of a field onto a main road where all the shit flings off onto the road, I was having to slarlem though coke can size piles of mud right on my ride line.
It should be illegal and they should have to stop in the field entrance and scrape it off and not fling it on the main road.
Couple of years ago I was in the car going in the opposite direction and a tractor pulled out of a field and a stone flung off his wheels and chipped my screen

They have a duty to make sure the road cleaned, I've spoken to two farmers re the state of the road, one cleaned it up instantly, the other cleaned it up after a visit by the local police.

[slappy]

Dickheads who put xmas lights up in November, half of the houses in the cul de sac where I live have trees in the window and outside lights up already.

[celticdog]

Dickheads who put xmas lights up in November, half of the houses in the cul de sac where I live have trees in the window and outside lights up already.

+1 for this Slappy, whatever happened to the 12 days of Christmas? it's more like a month!

[alan09]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

[risticuss]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Upload it here... www.youparklikeacunt.com
(Real website by the way)

[mr self destruct]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Give him a break. It's a Rover, the geriatric old cunt did well enough to miss the trolleys!

[darrsi]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Give him a break. It's a Rover, the geriatric old cunt did well enough to miss the trolleys!

Gearbox probably failed.

[Freck]

This Cnut got my goat today taking up 4 spaces outside morrissons.

Upload it here... www.youparklikeacunt.com
(Real website by the way)

What a fantastic website! 

[maddog04]

4 foccin spaces?

 check for camera's then slash his tyres