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JoeRock

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #75 on: 22 July 2015, 11:30:52 am »
Quote from: fazersharp on 22 July 2015, 11:28:45 am
Insurance AGAIN
For the car this time Admiral multicar me and my daughter she is 22 and now has 2 years NCB yet the insurance has gone up - I am maxed out on my NCB and am 48 so I dont expect any reductions on those two accounts for me anymore but I would of thought at her age and with her adding another year  NCB the insurance should be coming down.

I am sick of it every year having to spend time doing the rounds to find cheaper and then ring my current insurer to tell them for them to say "OH er ok MR Fazersharp lets have a look for you, hold the line I will just speak to my manager------- yes we can match that for you"   
WHY DONT YOU FECKING JUST QUOTE ME THE BEST PRICE STRAIGHT THE WAY, cause im not a twat - im not just going to pay it without question so why insult me with a cheeky cash grab.
Im telling you this scam will be the next PPI


Primarily because a lot of people are twats, and will just pay an increased price rather than shopping around!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #76 on: 22 July 2015, 12:25:36 pm »
This really fucking winds me up. Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls. Big sign on the counter(see pic).
Look round at the seating area and it's just a couple of chairs and tables plonked in the corner by the window penned in by a snaking queue of pikey women and  badly behaved screaming kids...Really....You're going to charge me 20% extra for the fucking delightful privilege of sitting there looking up at a constant queue of the towns finest citizens. They don't even provide toilet facilities where you can piss on the floor in protest or at least wash your fucking hands.....FUCK OFF ! :grumble
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #77 on: 22 July 2015, 03:39:29 pm »
Quote from: dazza on 22 July 2015, 12:25:36 pm
Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls.  a snaking queue of pikey women and  badly behaved screaming kids
Errrr ----- you were there, what does that say.

I took lunch in a local park surrounded by butterflies that were attracted by the sweet aroma of my tiny little humus and watercress triangles
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #78 on: 22 July 2015, 11:08:44 pm »
Quote from: fazersharp on 22 July 2015, 03:39:29 pm
Quote from: dazza on 22 July 2015, 12:25:36 pm
Popped into Greggs to get a couple of sausage rolls.  a snaking queue of pikey women and  badly behaved screaming kids
Errrr ----- you were there, what does that say.

I took lunch in a local park surrounded by butterflies that were attracted by the sweet aroma of my tiny little humus and watercress triangles
:rolleyes   You're such a bitch fazersharp. perhaps I should start eating little humus and watercress triangles........Oh wait, I can't, I don't have a vagina  :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #79 on: 22 July 2015, 11:25:47 pm »
It's midweek on the Glasgow fair,  the roads are relatively empty too, great day for a ride we thought :)

Foccin cage driver's when your out on a jolly with your mate and these idiots don't look in their mirrors :groan


The one that really annoyed us most....
Mondeo driver,  both wing mirrors tucked in!
What the foc was that about?

She only had one foccin mirror to look in and she never even done that no matter how much we moved behind her!

How can you drive a cage and not realise that BOTH your foccin mirrors are not showing anything?  Crazy people.

Ok, rant over,  I feel good now, cheers :)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #80 on: 24 July 2015, 08:50:23 am »
Folk who call cars cages......
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #81 on: 24 July 2015, 10:27:47 am »
Old people on red bikes :-) and people who keep crashing yellow ones :-)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #82 on: 24 July 2015, 10:39:00 am »
Council pest controllers who don't want to deal with pests.

Pointless conference calls where people ramble on for 2 hours about something nobody really gives a fec about.

Hyundai main dealers who cant get hold of a flexi-brake pipe for a recent model car for nearly two weeks.

Kids on school holidays.

Illegal immigrants causing travel chaos.

Unemployed French ferry workers causing travel chaos.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #83 on: 24 July 2015, 10:55:22 am »
People who moan. Lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #84 on: 24 July 2015, 11:04:42 am »
Quote from: Exupnut on 24 July 2015, 10:27:47 am
Old people on red bikes :-) and people who keep crashing yellow ones :-)

Blue bikes that never see the light of day  ;)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #85 on: 24 July 2015, 01:08:52 pm »
Well, as a qualified old git......................


People who say "Nucular"


TV adverts


Right turners who stay in the left lane instead of using the right turn section clearly marked in the centre.


Mobile phone users, especially those driving.


Roundabout straightliners and right turn signallers who then turn left. (There is no right turn off a roundabout)


Call centres who leave you on hold at premium rates............. HMIT please note.


Yoof.


Yapping dogs.


Picky eaters.






and finally...................all of the above when I am off to spend my pension in the supermarket on a Saturday.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #86 on: 24 July 2015, 10:34:02 pm »
........ :b
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #87 on: 25 July 2015, 07:56:18 am »
Folk dragging caravans in rush hour traffic and getting defensive when people indicate to pull out in front of them...
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #88 on: 25 July 2015, 10:07:17 am »
Quote from: NorthWestern on 25 July 2015, 07:56:18 am
Folk dragging caravans in rush hour traffic and getting defensive when people indicate to pull out in front of them...


 :2guns

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #89 on: 25 July 2015, 12:09:57 pm »
That awful Trip Advisor ad with the pukin' dog!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #90 on: 25 July 2015, 02:43:25 pm »
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Folk dragging caravans in rush hour traffic and getting defensive when people indicate to pull out in front of them...

Having towed a caravan in rush hour myself I can sort of sympathise. If you tow properly you don't hold traffic up at all (except you can only do 50mph on a 60mph single carriage way road) but you do tend to want to keep rolling and as such don't want brake suddenly which some muppets (indicating or not) make you do when they think there is a gap big enough for their car to fit into in front of yours. What they don't think about is the fact that the car they are cutting in front of was using that space to stop in already so by you pulling out into the gap has caused me to brake suddenly.

I dont like towing the caravan and I try not to tow it in rush hour traffic. To help me avoid doing it, I don't even keep it in this country anymore.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #91 on: 25 July 2015, 06:03:23 pm »
The cyclist I met few days ago here on the A322 dual carriageway texting with one hand on his smartphone whilst wobbling around with the other hand on the bars.

WTF dude??  :wall
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #92 on: 25 July 2015, 07:00:41 pm »
Zebra crossings.

People who open their car door all the way, sit down with the door wide open then close it, fucking lumps.

Everyone.




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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #93 on: 25 July 2015, 07:57:21 pm »
Quote from: griff86 on 25 July 2015, 07:00:41 pm

People who open their car door all the way, sit down with the door wide open then close it, fucking lumps.



+ passengers who open your car doors when it's blowing a gale & then let go of it so that it slams back on the hinges >: >:

....& passengers who get in your car with really muddy boots & don't keep their feet still on the mat >: >:

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #94 on: 25 July 2015, 08:09:17 pm »
People balancing their carbs who constantly text, "heeelp, I can't doooo it!  :'(" when you're trying to enjoy a day out  :rolleyes
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #95 on: 28 July 2015, 07:41:11 am »
Shops selling Christmas stuff in July , went to BHS in Staines and they were selling Jacobs Christmas crackers !!! WTF  :eek :eek :eek


Mark :)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #96 on: 28 July 2015, 10:34:10 am »
Quote from: Mark YPVS on 28 July 2015, 07:41:11 am
Shops selling Christmas stuff in July , went to BHS in Staines and they were selling Jacobs Christmas crackers !!! WTF  :eek :eek :eek


Mark :)


The type you pull or the ones you eat :lol
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Mark YPVS

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #97 on: 28 July 2015, 10:37:00 am »
Quote from: Dave48 on 28 July 2015, 10:34:10 am
Quote from: Mark YPVS on 28 July 2015, 07:41:11 am
Shops selling Christmas stuff in July , went to BHS in Staines and they were selling Jacobs Christmas crackers !!! WTF  :eek :eek :eek


Mark :)


The type you pull or the ones you eat :lol


The ones you eat , i should have got some but will properly be out of date before Christmas !!! :rollin :rollin :rollin


Mark :)
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #98 on: 29 July 2015, 03:29:54 pm »
Wow, you're all so.....angry!
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #99 on: 29 July 2015, 03:56:12 pm »
Quote from: helen on 29 July 2015, 03:29:54 pm
Wow, you're all so.....angry!

Nah, If I am not moaning I'm not happy :)
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