Joke...

[Skippernick]

Everyones a comedian nowadays.
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag when he radioed dispatch and said...
"It's Houston, we have a problem".
 

[bikerboys]

  that's terrible

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Almost as bad as the fact she's in a new film with Kevin Costner, The BodyBag.
 

[madmondeoman]

First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.        

[alan sherman]

Nah - sales rocket post-mortem.  Longer term prospects would be more of a worry.

[Looney tune]

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks 

[Chillum]

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks 

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?

[Chillum]

Turns out that 6th Grammy wasn't such a good idea

[Looney tune]

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks 

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?

Rangers, crack, no. Grand canyon, yes

[Skippernick]

Whats six inches and isn't going to get sucked this Valentines day.
Whitney's Crack pipe.


Jeez i crack myself up.

[Chillum]

You been looking them up haven't you?

I preferred the 'what's pink and sits on a doormat?' one, but didn't have the heart to post it.

[richfzs]

  aye, that one worked for me too Chillum 

[Skippernick]

No these are all genuine ones from my mate at work.

[Raymy]

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks 

Now that Whitney is dead, Kevin Costner has taken the job as Thousandaire Whitey's minder.

He's now The Proddyguard

[pitternator]

everyone now proclaims her  as classic, legendary etc etc, yet when she was alive, she was positively ignored. .....Typical 2 faced  reaction from showbiz...... darling!