Hi
Setting the scene.....
Back in my youth : I had recently moved up from a James Captain (Sports) to a BSA Rocket Goldstar Clubman
I cannot push a Bike from the right-hand side
In the back pocket of my jeans I had a comb made of Aluminium
I stopped a Petrol station, the forecourt had a steep slope away from the pumps
I stopped at the first pump, but it wasn't 4Star petrol, so I started pushing the bike on the right-hand side to the next pump
The bike started to go away from me, I was hanging on with both hands on the twist grip
It finally went, throwing me over the top like a wrestler in a WWW wrestling bout
When I landed I was in agony !!! some how the comb had twisted in my back pocket and it's teeth had been driven full depth into my backside
I was in agony tying to get the comb's teeth out of my buttock and to top it off everybody in the petrol station was pissing themselves with laughing
ATB YFM