Mrs is trying to do me in.

[lew600fazer]

I reckon my Mrs is trying to do me in. I recently had a good MOT as in a health check. The doctor told me the obvious blood pressure through the roof, Cholesterol off the scale.He told me lose weight you fat bastard, cut down on drinking , get more exercise etc!
Years ago my Mrs used to do a lot of home baking, cakes, buns that kind of thing.
We decided to go on a diet, so now she makes chocolate brownies, tiffen, shortbread, chocolate cakes and also my favourite soda bread and Wheaten bread, apple pies etc.
Now she knows I have a sweet tooth, what you reckon, she says , you don't have to eat it you know!!!!!

[locksmith]

I reckon she's in cahoots with VNA

[hairnet]

and also my favourite soda bread and Wheaten bread

 



is she married (no wait )

[lew600fazer]

I reckon she's in cahoots with VNA

you could be right he may be after my whiskey collection 

[chris.biker]

Sounds like we need to get over to yours for tea and cakes.

[fazed]

Ah 2 things that Men like but will slowly kill them - Bacon and Women!