To the fucking moron who has reversed into my car and wrecked the front bumper. It's nice to know that in the season of goodwill you fucked off without so much as a mention..yes you have got away with it this time...I do however pray that the fates deliver you a dose of dysentery.
Strangely not angry..I must have my philosophical head on
Oh yeah, this has happened to me more than once, really pisses me off. What is even worse is when some chavvy little
cunt scrote twat keys the side of your car.
I was going to say that I would have wished something a bit worse than dysentery, but having just read up on the signs and symptons of dysentery I can only agree with your choice of punishment.