Whoever threadlocks first is a penis

[BIG MAC]

And whoever posts last is best 

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

[BIG MAC]

I really need to get out more :-)

[ChristoT]

And whoever posts last is best 

Yippeeeeeeeeeee! 

[BIG MAC]

And whoever posts last is best 

Guess that's me then

[ChristoT]

And whoever posts last is best 

Guess that's me then

Ah, but is it? 

[Raz Mcgruff]

[BIG MAC]

Man struggling with umbrella sign...cool

[stevierst]

Here we go, threadlock

[BBROWN1664]

Steve. You beat me to it.

[locksmith]

Go on Bob, lock it

[alan sherman]

Threadlocking and torque ask?
Or thread locking and talk arse?

[ChristoT]

Stevie's a penis then! 

[stevierst]

Stevie's a penis then! 

Been called worse! :P

[Dead Eye]

I'm sure Christo has as well

[BIG MAC]

On a technicality that thread is not locked....some anal retentive twat has simply and very carefully ---possibly even artfully applied said gloop to a series of threads...as the aforementioned threads have not yet entered close union with the female of their species, they are at this moment presumably 'unlocked' blahhh ....blahhhhhh,,,,, blether ....blahhhh

[unfazed]

I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out 

[BIG MAC]

I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out 

Are you asking me out?

[dazza]

Admit it Big Mac, your male member want's to thread lock this 
 

[ChristoT]

 

I wouldn't touch that with Exupnut!

[Exupnut]

Hahahaha ur ands ain't big enuff Merv

[stevierst]

Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???

[BIG MAC]

Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???

Are you saying you applied that gloop?

[stevierst]

I've applied many a gloop during a screw, but rarely it's anally retainable! :P

And I'd be disappointed if I wasn't called a tw@ at least once per day.

[Andy FZS]

Occupational hazard I guess or maybe your just popular?