Author Topic: Help! (Read 5028 times)

FazerMikai · « **on:** 04 November 2014, 10:27:58 pm »

I have filled my bike with diesel $:\$

Doddsie · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 November 2014, 10:55:09 pm »

Twat!

FazerMikai · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:02:13 pm »

Yeah..that's a big help mate..I got to get to a competition in Cardiff in the morning

flesh · « **Reply #3 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:44:49 pm »

Don't think that will help the performance any.

BIG MAC · « **Reply #4 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:47:28 pm »

FazerMikai · « **Reply #5 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:50:05 pm »

It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?

richfzs · « **Reply #6 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:50:07 pm »

You have my deepest sympathy. But you're still a twat.

BIG MAC · « **Reply #7 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:51:19 pm »

Seconded!

richfzs · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:51:23 pm »

Quote from: FazerMikai on 04 November 2014, 11:50:05 pm

It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?

Depends how much diesel - syphon out what you can, brim to the top with petrol, you'll probably be fine.

ChristoT · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:51:52 pm »

This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.

FazerMikai · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:56:11 pm »

My mate from the gym says I should fill it up with Acetone ..like nail varnish remover and that will turn the diesel into petrol kind of...

BIG MAC · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 November 2014, 11:57:45 pm »

Dear God...yes Acetone should be fine..if you haven't got any white spirit

Raz Mcgruff · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 November 2014, 12:00:13 am »

Have you tried mixing 2 parts mahogany with 1 part redwood fake tan

BIG MAC · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 November 2014, 12:01:45 am »

noggythenog · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 November 2014, 05:50:43 am »

Quote from: FazerMikai on 04 November 2014, 10:27:58 pm

I have filled my bike with diesel $:\$

Hey cheer up....it could be worse

you could have filled the bike with weasel.......now that would make you sad...I hear they can be quite dangerous.....& you have to purge them from the tank with either owls, hawks or eagles which aren't commonly stocked at the services these days.

besides it's ok to ride a petrol bike with diesel in Wales......so long as you make loud tractor noises inside your helmet and don't go above 1500RPM

BIG MAC · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 November 2014, 06:37:21 am »

Hawks you say, Owls you say, what about parrots. I imagine he is as sick as one

midden · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 November 2014, 06:45:37 am »

Quote from: ChristoT on 04 November 2014, 11:51:52 pm

This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!
Great selling point

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.
100% Reap seed oil is the healthier option

His Dudeness · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:04:42 am »

Whoever said to put acetone in was an idiot! What you need to do is thin the diesel out with warm water and a drop of fairy liquid.

Exupnut · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 November 2014, 08:10:28 am »

Add 6 wheels and about 500 burgers and start murdering prostitutes... Put a foreign plate on and bobs yer uncle...can't see what the Foccin problem is.

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 November 2014, 08:15:56 am »

Oh god. He's back.

FazerMikai · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:19:32 pm »

Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?

red98 · « **Reply #21 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:23:03 pm »

Clean the plugs and fill it with unleaded...

Mark YPVS · « **Reply #22 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:27:51 pm »

Quote from: FazerMikai on 05 November 2014, 07:19:32 pm

Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?

Start going to a different gym??

Mark

unfazed · « **Reply #23 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:48:31 pm »

Quote from: red98 on 05 November 2014, 07:23:03 pm

Clean the plugs and fill it with unleaded...

Quote from: Mark YPVS on 05 November 2014, 07:27:51 pm

Quote from: FazerMikai on 05 November 2014, 07:19:32 pm
Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?
Start going to a different gym??

Mark

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #24 on:** 05 November 2014, 07:52:39 pm »

Quote from: FazerMikai on 05 November 2014, 07:19:32 pm

Fat Jeff at the gym took a look at it and he took the fuel tank off and poured the diesel into his WW2 Jeep. He says I need to run it on paraffin for a couple of days but now it wont start..any ideas?

Christ, the nurses took their time getting you washed and dressed today didn't they?