A mate was having problems with his bike. It would run fine till he tried to open it up, then it just kind of coughed and spluttered. Checked all the usual things, fuel lines, plugs etc, all seemed to be ok, nothing out of the ordinary. He spent days stripping bits down and trying to sort it out, then his wife, who is a nurse, had a look and diagnosed the problem straight away.
Turns out it was "just scared of speed and was having panic attacks, bless it" !!!
